#2
One day i used the searchbar - Homer Simpson.
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#3
*reported* Bart.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4
"Searchbar jokes aren't funny" - Eric Cartman.
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#6
"**** You!" Stewie Griffin
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He wants to rape us....He raped me


#10
Family guy - high school girl is tied in the bathroom stall.
door opens.

Quagmire - Dear diary, JACKPOT!

HAHA

and another one

quagmire. - hey have you ever been penetrated?
#11
"Umm, there's a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy in my room" - Stewie
#14
Family guy by far
simpsons hasnt been funny for years
south park is funny, but gets really stupid really quick
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#15
homer-I ate those fancy soaps you got for the bathroom.

marge-oh my god!

homers brain-the other secret

homer-i never graduated high school

marge-that doesnt explain why you ate my soaps. wait, maybe it does.
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#17
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#20
The Simpsons

Homer: The Simpsons and the Flanders will one big family... The Flimpsons.
Eternity isn't long
If all you so is sleep
And forever is just a little while
If all you do is dream.




All Alone is All we Are
#21
"I'll do to you what i did to John Lennon. *Flashback* John have you met Yoko? Yoko, John." - Stewie Griffin.

"Fine. If you don't want to get her pregnant, just take it out and pee on her leg." - Eric Cartman.

"A guym? What the hell is a guym? *Goes into the gym* Oh, a guym!"- Homer Simpson
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#22
"Family Guy sucks, The Simpsons has been pretty bad for a few years, and the last season of South Park was inconsistent."
#24
In it's prime, no show could TOUCH the simpsons, but its in the crapper now. Family Guy keeps getting funnier and funnier, and South Park has been on a slight decline lately but is still a great show
#25
King of the Hill.

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#26
Random Chick- "Wow, good thing you know CPR"

Quagmire- "What the Hell's CPR"
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#27
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King of the Hill.

...is being canceled. Apparently it can't compete with American Dad in ratings.
#28
^ Your joking right?

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#29
i would much rather eat a who steaming bucket of sht before i would eat one plate of smelly meekrob
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#31
"Im sorry i cant tell you anything about the customers illegal offshore account *hangs up phone*... Oh no i shouldnt of said anything about that person being a customer... oh no i shouldnt of said anything about an offshore account... Oh no, i most certaintly shouldnt of mentioned anthing about it being illegal.... Oh well its to hot out..." - Simpsons (some fat guy talking about krusty bounced cheque or something)
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#32
Simpsons is cool, but I much prefer Family Guy... it's so much funnier in my eyes, and it seems more realistic. Like, in the way they talk and stutter and stuff.
#33
Lisa: "Hey I made enough guspacho for everyone! It has no meat! "

Everyone at BBQ:

Barney: Go back to Russia!

P.S.:

Simpsons at it's prime could NOT be beat. Family guy is hillarious at season 3, 4, 5 and some of 6. South park was better in the older days, now it's ehh.
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#34
Simpsons

Homer: can i get a duck?
Marge: No! You already have a monkey
Homer: can he get a duck?

Family Guy

Tom: "Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "Had one!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "Inside out two miles away!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "Bring me some soup!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "Chunky!!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get right on that."
#35
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The Simpsons

Homer: The Simpsons and the Flanders will one big family... The Flimpsons.


That reminds me of:

Homer: Mr. Flanders!? Who the hell is Mr. Flanders?...

Ohhhh, Flanders.

Simpsons used to kick so much arse.
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#36
Futurama should be included too go damn it.

Zoidberg's home burns down underwater...
Zoidberg:Oh no! How could this have happened?
Hermes:That's a very good question
Bender:So that's where I left my cigar
Hermes:That just raises further questions!
Catch the Dragon
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#37
Bart: see ya Homer, goin on a father a father son picnic.

Homer: oh okay, *bart leaves*... wait, bart doesn't have a son!
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#38
Simpsons-'No, we'll build real men, made out of snow' or 'Denatal Plan...Lisa Needs Braces etc.' or 'Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all'
I dont really watch Family Guy
South Park-pretty much every episode has an amazingly funny quote so i can't pick a favourite, hense why its the greatest cartoon ever in my opinion
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#39
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Bart: see ya Homer, goin on a father a father son picnic.

Homer: oh okay, *bart leaves*... wait, bart doesn't have a son!


Wrong!

Bart: Actually we were just organising our father, son picnic.

Homer: Haha, you don't have a son.

Or something like that.
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