This kid thinks that Playing Metallica makes him the greatest guitarist

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#1
Ok Title says it all. My friend can play just about any metallica song all the way through and he thinks hes the greatest guitarist because of it. And he says "dude i can shred like crazy" and all he plays is like kirk's solos. wut u think?
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#5
I think this is the most retarded topic you could come up with for a thread.
#6
kirk hammet is a very good Guitarist, and being able to play his stuff, the same way he can does mean you have some talent. But I don't think he can call himself "crazy good" until he starts writing his own music and solos that sound good.
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rape.

or just forget him?
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#11
he plays them sloppy and he doesnt write his own stuff, he takes stuff from metallica puts it in a diff key and calls it his own
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#12
I personally think, Those kind of guitar players may look great to other people but I don't really enjoy those music so.......... I don't care
#14
Jam with him.

Or just kill him.

Or tell him that he proved how great Kirk is, and that you can't prove jack without writing your own song. Proud of playing Metallica? That's like stroking another dude.
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#19
I would pretend to have a guitar battle, and just as he plugs in to his amp, pull out your guitar and physically slice him in half
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#20
he's better than you, get over it
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#21
I think you should be supportive as a friend and recognize his accomplishment (can YOU play all of those solos?). Even though I'm not a huge Metallica fan, this kid has to have some chops, not to mention dedicaion. You should encourage him to write some of his own stuff, not going behind his back and making fun of him on UG. It is irritating when people say things like "Dude, I can shred like crazy...", though
#22
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Tell him to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOb6JSQd-Qw

If he can't, GG at shredding properly.


thats the worst thing ive ever seen and heard

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#23
learn every Megadeth song and challenge him to a guitar battle

but seriously, he sounds like the type of guitar player that just plays covers and never learns how to make music
my friend is like that, he just learns covers and doesnt focus on anything else
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#24
yeh i was playin some crazy buckethead stuff and he was amazied, so im not jealous of him at all im kind of embarrased to be his friend, he goes around school and tells everyone hed kick their arses at guitar and hes like "am i right dave?" and im like wow.
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#25
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learn every Megadeth song and challenge him to a guitar battle

I suggest That
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haha, but seriously he doesnt even try to write his own stuff, and wen we jam he just plays mettalica, the purpose of jamming is to play off one another, he cant even do that
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#28
Quote by davebain27
Ok Title says it all. My friend can play just about any metallica song all the way through and he thinks hes the greatest guitarist because of it. And he says "dude i can shred like crazy" and all he plays is like kirk's solos. wut u think?


You only have the right to complain about this if you're better than him, because not all Metallica songs are that easy or anything, and you also can't blame him for liking a band.

Hence, let a guitar battle ensue, and see for yourself if he's actually that good.
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#29
Write you're own solo and guitar battle his ass!!!
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#30
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Guitar battle, 'tis be the only way.

I love having improv guitar battles with the other guitarist in the schools jazz band, once a bunch of black kids were like "aw sheet you dudes should have a guitar battle!" We really got into it, he starteed playing some kind of arabian thing and they danced like the crazy nig...african americans they are, then I played soulja boy and then they danced even more, I think I won
#31
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yeh i was playin some crazy buckethead stuff and he was amazied, so im not jealous of him at all im kind of embarrased to be his friend, he goes around school and tells everyone hed kick their arses at guitar and hes like "am i right dave?" and im like wow.


Tell him he's a douche. Just flat out tell him he's a ****ing douche. No matter how good he is, he's a plain and simple douche for bugging people like that.
#33
Ok if u count this as a guitar battle.... Me and him yester day started doin this jam, I was playing my bass like a bluesy line, and he can do a little blues cause we both adore jimi, So i was playin away and he comes in with some cool riffs and a solo then i went off and started doin some bass fills and lines/ solos and crap, then he just stoped and started playing the same solo thinggy he played first again. you be the judge.
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#34
Quote by davebain27
Ok if u count this as a guitar battle.... Me and him yester day started doin this jam, I was playing my bass like a bluesy line, and he can do a little blues cause we both adore jimi, So i was playin away and he comes in with some cool riffs and a solo then i went off and started doin some bass fills and lines/ solos and crap, then he just stoped and started playing the same solo thinggy he played first again. you be the judge.


If you consider jamming with a pal on bass and guitar a guitar battle, then I feel sorry for you my friend.
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#35
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If you consider jamming with a pal on bass and guitar a guitar battle, then I feel sorry for you my friend.


Feel sorry to the self-proclaimed guitar god that lost to a guy missing two strings.
#36
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Feel sorry to the self-proclaimed guitar god that lost to a guy missing two strings.


To be fair, we don't know that he lost, TS didn't give a very accurate or unbiased description of the sequence of events.
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#37
haha well that was just to say that he can never come up with anything, yeh if we went like him playing kirk and me playing buckethead id destroy him
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#38
tell him to play only ashes remain by necrophagist, if he can, hes good , if he cant then he sucks
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#39
Quote by davebain27
haha well that was just to say that he can never come up with anything, yeh if we went like him playing kirk and me playing buckethead id destroy him


Then why didn't you?

Buckethead could own Kirk so badly, it would be like what KFC do to the chickens which get stuffed into buckets like the ones Buckethead wears.
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#40
make him play "The Murder" then "crush my battle opponets balls" and then "winter madness"

then he can brag about skills
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