#1
When attempting to open a tube of super glue, i accidentally squeezed all the glue out by forcibly making a piercing at the opening. The glue got all over my fingers and dried instantly. I tried scrubbing it off with a rag and nail polish remover, but only a little bit comes off. Is there any other methods for taking super glue off my hands? I don't want to wait a few days looking like i jizzed on my hands, please help!
#2
super glue was originally made to bond instantly to skin as a sort of liquid bandage for soldiers. you're screwed.
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Your screwed and will probably die.
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Hmmm that's why I always ask for men when I have to use that
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lol and no you will probably have to wait a few days with picking at it.
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pick it off with a spoon or something
im not joking
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get some acetone, which is basically nail polish remover times 1000. works better than paint thinner i think.
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#18
I hear that repeated, rampant, rambunctious masturbation melts most superglue straight off.
#19
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I hear that repeated, rampant, rambunctious masturbation melts most superglue straight off.

Then it will re-bond onto your penis so you can leisurely remove it whenever you feel like it because hey, no one's going to see your penis anyway, right?
#20
stick your fingers in an elecrical socket.
it should zap the glue into submission.
if not it may send you to the hospital and they can fix it there along with your ****ed up heart
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#22
This has happened to me so many times. There are two options. "shave" it off with a knife or use Lava soap. A combination of the two is usually best.
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Then it will re-bond onto your penis so you can leisurely remove it whenever you feel like it because hey, no one's going to see your penis anyway, right?



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#25
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paint thinner sometimes helps



and large amounts of acid

that stuff burns your skin, do not use this.
#26
do not use anything to try and clean it off. it will just remove the oils from your hands and make the glue stay longer. only time will clear it away, the oils from your hands will remove it naturally.
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that stuff burns your skin, do not use this.

no it doesnt, i have put that stuff on my skin multiple times. and try some gas. that works too
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#28
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that stuff burns your skin, do not use this.


depends on what kind of thinner you use
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#30
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If i pick it off then my skin will come off too.
Oh my! Not your precious skin!
#31
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gun solvent. or HCl if you want it gone really fast.



yeah i hear if you drink HCl it goes away really fast hehehe
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Put your whole hand into a container of intensly potent Sulfuric Acid.
You should be fine.
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