#1
Go on, clicky!

Dates are in my sig and more are being booked as I type. If we're not playing near you, tell me- I can change that! AFAIK, support for the shows is The Dogbones, who are also fucking brilliant and feature members of Daisy Chainsaw, Queenadreena and Selfish Cunt, who are all amazing.

So yeah, come and buy a CD from us and I'll get you a drink.
#2
One day you'll become famous enough to go on tour and play a gig in a town that even I could go and see.
hah, keep up the sweet work