#1
This is probably not the right part of the forum, but since I'm new to UG, and a bit in a hurry, I'll post it here anyway.

Since a day ago, I have got a bladder on my right ring finger (probably because I haven't played for more than three weeks, due to a vacation trip), and in two hours I will record a jazz song in a school project. If anybody here has a tip on how to make my finger more "playable": scream it out!

Thanks,

Hampus
#3
Im going to assume you mean blister...
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#6
Erm...a bladder. On your finger?

DUDE! GO SEE A DOCTOR NAO!!!!

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#7
A Bladder On My Knee!!!!operationnnn!!
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#8
You mean a blister right? Because a bladder is where your piss goes before you piss it out and if you have one on your finger then you should probably contact a doctor...

Since I assume you mean blister, then there is nothing I can think of that you can do about it.
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#9
Epic thread.
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#10
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Im going to assume you mean blister...


Sorry.. of course, a blister it is.. (I'm from Sweden)
#14
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Take a leak.


Good advice.

If you pierce the blister with a clean, sterilized pin/needle/other sharp object - choose a place to the side of the blister where you won't be making contact with the string - and then squeeze out the excess goo, that'll help.

T
#16
This thread is win

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#18


O my, made my morning, thank you
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#21


I built a demotivational

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#23
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But...but...it's funny

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#24
this is too good not to sig
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#25
Hilarious mistranslation, or supertroll?

I'll take either.
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#27
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This is probably not the right part of the forum, but since I'm new to UG, and a bit in a hurry, I'll post it here anyway.


Hate to break it to you, but I don't think there's a section of the forum made for
finger-bladders.

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#28
SCREEAAAMM!!! Band aid is all you can do i guess..
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