#1
first off before I start I didn't make this up I was with my friend and he started singing it I just wrote it down. Also It goes to the tune of the sweater song by weezer for the chorus. I found it funny in a perverted way which is why I'm putting it up


Intro:
There was a prostitute
in a sweater
it was kinda cute she looked
so much better
there was a picture
on the back
it said do you want
fries with this snack

Chorus:
If you want to see her body
Hold this thread while she walks away (she'll walk away)
If you want to see her hot body
Hold this thread while she walks away (she'll walk away)

Verse:
She's so hot it's
kinda weird
and I thought in my pants
she'd appear
she would take off
her sweater
then thing would get
si much better

[Chorus] X2

Outro:
I said Yeah yeah yeah
a prostitute in a sweater (hey)
I said Yeah yeah yeah
a prostitute in a sweater (hey)
I said Yeah yeah yeah
a prostitute in a sweater (hey)