#1
Seeing as there are so many metal genres, it mustn't be too hard to create your own.

Name of genre: Description

Progressive Porncore: A subgenre combining the groove of heavy metal and funky basslines of 70s pornos.
#2
Thisthreadisgay Metal

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#5
Swing Metal.
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#6
Blackened nintendo-core

Combining the praises unto Satan with 8 bit keyboards and whammy bar abuse
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#8
countrycore


brutal songs about you wife haveing sex with your dog and tracter
#9
Thrash metal - there's this bunch of guys playing guitars yep that's all
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#10
yoddlemetal , yoddlecore the brutality of metal or grindcore, combined with the even more brutal sounding voices of a yoddler
#11
Zebracore ; Thrash metal with the funky rythm and basslines of jazz,
or Deathmetal scat
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#12
BluesCore.

I'm actually gonna make a vid of this when I got a mic .
Its like the chugachuga rythm with blues lead.
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#13
I would listen to Porn Metal but never porncore
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I would listen to Porn Metal but never porncore

What about Porngrind?
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#15
Brutal Blindcore

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Brutal Blindcore

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#17
Epic Grindcore.

Grindcore screams with lyrics about dragons and flames and 7 minute shred guitar solos.
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What about Porngrind?


You reckon porngrind has anything to do with 70s porn rock?
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You reckon porngrind has anything to do with 70s porn rock?

True... We're gonna have to save porngrind. Make it what it should be, Porn Music + Grind.
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#23
Penguincore - take a mallet and smash penguins heads in until there is nothing left but mush. Record it, put on myspace and wait for someone to make a thread about it on UG.
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#24
no
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#25
Brutal. That wouldn't be so hard to believe anymore, with bands like Stalaggh and T.O.M.B. around.
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#26
Diapermetal: Metal for babies.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#28
i meant no to Oh Shize :p
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#31
I am not amused.
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