Poll: Who is the best guitarist?
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View poll results: Who is the best guitarist?
Randy Rhoads
2 22%
Tony Iommi
0 0%
Eddie van Halen
1 11%
Angus Young
0 0%
Kirk Hammet
0 0%
Herman Li
0 0%
Zakk Wylde
1 11%
Slash
5 56%
Voters: 9.
#1
I am in a moderate state of confusion as to whom the best guitarist in metal is.

Please enlighten me, as my haemhorroids are about to pop.
#3
I personally recommend Anusol.

I even got it cheap off ebay.

Look.



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Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
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#4
Don't listen to him, Anusol is for the uninitiated.

I recommend Germoloids. They made my piles a thing of the past.

And obviously the best metal guitarist is Bill S. Preston, Esq.
#5
I just squeeze 'em out like zits.

I tell ya though, cleaning up the mirror afterwards is a pain though. It looked like i'd thrown newborn spiders at it.
Moving on.....
#6
I take exception to all of this haemerrhoid talk, it's making my rectum hurt just thinking about it.

You know what else makes my rectum hurt just thinking about it? Projectile Shitting.
#8
I saw a Corgi do projectile ****ting once. But I dont know what was cooler, the lightspeed poo-pellets or the Corgi on a skateboard being accelerated by the recoil.
#10
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#12
Pfft, is that all?

He made me stick my head inside my own arse. Backwards.



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#13
Man, you had it easy.

I had to eat my own torso with my hands tied behind my back using only a ladel.
#15
You should have all read the fine print on the terms and conditions.

And what do hemherroids have to do with metal? Jesus guys, come on.
LAMMERGEIER
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