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What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


Oh and another thing; me and my friends were out egging cars at 3 in the morning. My friend sees a cop car and thinks it would be genius to egg the windshield. Well the cop saw him throw it, sped up to us as we were running. He got out of the car and chased us for about a minute, me and 1 of my friends went one way, the other went a different way. The cop followed him and tackled him through a wooden fence, handcuffed him, and brought him down to the station.

They later showed up at my house and we played dumb saying we didnt know what was going on, and were sleeping so we got out of it. He had to do community service for a while and his name was put on the records or something. Pretty funny looking back on it though.

What about you?
Last edited by acaciastrania at Jan 18, 2009,
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#3
I was arrested for vandalizing the side of my school's wall when I was 15. At the time, the cop who caught me was my girlfriend's father.


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What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months. What about you?



Dude, what the f*** is your problem?
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My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


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lol ur parents r well strict!
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link to the vid? or did you delete it?
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#11
I was once cought sleeping with a girl i had known for 2 days

BY MY MOTHER


also, i was once 1000 euros in debt.

funnily enough, i got in more trouble for the money.
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link to the vid? or did you delete it?

Nah i had to delete it, but i didnt really cuz its just a private video. it was so funny though. had like 30k views
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Quote by acaciastrania
What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


srs fail.
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Im a wanted killer over in Japan. All i did was give people acid and now im a murderer! Its not my fault they went home and killed their family and friends.
#16
I've never really did anything. I got angry and punched a drainpipe and got an afternoon detention at school for "vandalism". I didn't even leave a damn mark.
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I got 4 hour detention after school.

For cursing at the teacher.
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I was once cought sleeping with a girl i had known for 2 days

BY MY MOTHER

also, i was once 1000 euros in debt.

funnily enough, i got in more trouble for the money.


Completely misread that the first time. So what did she do? And is that why you're "seriously depressed"?

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I got 4 hour detention after school.

For cursing at the teacher.


Which curse? Killing or torture? Or just a simple expelliarmus?
Last edited by aaciseric at Jan 18, 2009,
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Well, I was on vacation in Japan and some dude gave me acid and I almost killed my family while stoned.
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#22
I got caught hacking the school network when I was 10 - man I'm a nerd they couldn't pin it on me though because all they had to go on was the records of my username and no-one had passwords at primary school, but they did phone may parents - who laughed , but had I had a password, I would probably have been suspended, or worse.

I've never been in serious trouble since. Just stupid little things: homework, being late, that sort of shit.
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my mom just caught me smoking weed this morning.
she laughed at me and started making fun of me :-S didnt even care
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I bought stolen weed back when I lived in Birmingham.

Turned out it was stolen from yardies who proceeded to completely destroy my room and pretty much everything in it. Luckily I thought it would be a good idea to leave for a week or so when I found out it was stolen and who it was stolen from, then when I got back and saw the damage decided to leave permanently lol... Good times
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#25
Quote by aaciseric
Completely misread that the first time. So what did she do? And is that why you're "seriously depressed"?


Which curse? Killing or torture? Or just a simple expelliarmus?



she threw the girl out, after she put on her clothes, and it's because my best friend died recently (a month ago). i should change it...
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Well, I was on vacation in Japan and some dude gave me acid and I almost killed my family while stoned.


Ozzy?
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she threw the girl out, after she put on her clothes, and it's because my best friend died recently (a month ago). i should change it...


Oh, I apologise then if that seemed tactless.
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Caught with weed and drinking. I got grounded for a few months. I was only 13 though. Such a tender age. My parents didn't know I was high though so it wasn't as bad.
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#29
When some of my friends got arrested for vandalism or something, and I ran away when the police came... and then one of the guys gave the police my name and my mum found out

She was unhappy... but I'd done **** all wrong, so I didn't get charged or anything, and now it's just a funny story
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What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


Oh and another thing; me and my friends were out egging cars at 3 in the morning. My friend sees a cop car and thinks it would be genius to egg the windshield. Well the cop saw him throw it, sped up to us as we were running. He got out of the car and chased us for about a minute, me and 1 of my friends went one way, the other went a different way. The cop followed him and tackled him through a wooden fence, handcuffed him, and brought him down to the station.

They later showed up at my house and we played dumb saying we didnt know what was going on, and were sleeping so we got out of it. He had to do community service for a while and his name was put on the records or something. Pretty funny looking back on it though.
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What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


Oh and another thing; me and my friends were out egging cars at 3 in the morning. My friend sees a cop car and thinks it would be genius to egg the windshield. Well the cop saw him throw it, sped up to us as we were running. He got out of the car and chased us for about a minute, me and 1 of my friends went one way, the other went a different way. The cop followed him and tackled him through a wooden fence, handcuffed him, and brought him down to the station.

They later showed up at my house and we played dumb saying we didnt know what was going on, and were sleeping so we got out of it. He had to do community service for a while and his name was put on the records or something. Pretty funny looking back on it though.

What about you?

for some horrible reason I really want to see this vid. link? PM? do you still have it?
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Which curse? Killing or torture? Or just a simple expelliarmus?

Lol. "Swearing" would be the better word instead of "curse words."

Basically, I sweared at the teacher.
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What is the most trouble you have ever been in?

Last year i made a youtube video where me and my friends stabbed a baby doll and beat it with a bat and lit it on fire and called it xtreme baby killing, and we had cannibal corpse playing over the video; it was hillarious. My parents saw it and i got grounded for 2 months.


Oh and another thing; me and my friends were out egging cars at 3 in the morning. My friend sees a cop car and thinks it would be genius to egg the windshield. Well the cop saw him throw it, sped up to us as we were running. He got out of the car and chased us for about a minute, me and 1 of my friends went one way, the other went a different way. The cop followed him and tackled him through a wooden fence, handcuffed him, and brought him down to the station.

They later showed up at my house and we played dumb saying we didnt know what was going on, and were sleeping so we got out of it. He had to do community service for a while and his name was put on the records or something. Pretty funny looking back on it though.

What about you?


Link to this video?
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I once stole a popsicle stick off my 1st grade teacher's desk. Call to parents, not cool when you're in the first grade.

I wanted the thing because it had googly eyes on it and a smily face. She had plenty more and they were free anyway. She gave me one in the end regardless. Ho'.
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well, i've been in trouble my entire life. and once i turned 16, i've been in jail i think 8 or nine times and prison once. but most of the stuff i've done i havent even got caught for. anyway, probably the MOST trouble i've been in was my friends had broken into a guy's house that they hated. they stole 7 different guns. 4 were really old bolt-action 22's. one was a 12 gauge pump shotgun, and the other one was a 16 gauge buck-shot shotgun. anyway, i was helping my friends take them to someone else's house. i had all 7 stolen guns in my trunk. and i got pulled the f*ck over. the cop asked for my license and registration and i gave it to him. about 10 mins later he asked everybody to step outta the car. i thinking "F*ck. i'm in some sh*t now." we stepped out, and the cop told me that my car had been spotted at a breaking and entering. but i wasnt even involoved in the b&e. anyway, to make a long story short, i got convicted of accomplice to breaking and entering (which i didnt even do), grand larceny (stealing property worth more than $1000, which i didnt do either), trafficking stolen goods (which i did do), and possession of stolen goods(which i also did). i got sentenced to prison for 3.5 years, but only served 14 months for not getting in any trouble on the inside. i got out with a year and a half of probabtion.


BUT....here's the best part.
while i was locked up, i started thinking about what the cop had said about my car being spotted at the scene. i figured it out. my car WAS there. but i wasnt driving it. i was asleep back at my friends house. and while i was asleep, my "friends" had taken my keys and drove to the guy's house. so i got the sh*t pinned on me.


that's the most trouble i've ever been in.
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Lol. "Swearing" would be the better word instead of "curse words."

Basically, I sweared at the teacher.


you swore at a teacher?

i've never really been in that much trouble, but i did bunk off music tech for about 3 months because the teacher was absolute shite and nearly got chucked out of school. its there fault for taking so long to realise really.
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You are one sick sonofabitch.

The most trouble I've ever been in was when the police found the dead prostitutes in my basement.

Got grounded for almost 3 weeks.
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#39
Great idea for a video TS

I saw a video where this girl was doing a webcam striptease, and her dad walks in on her during the middle of it. Needless to say he was pissed. It was quite hilarious!

I would post it, but I'm not sure if it would break the rules or not.
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you swore at a teacher?

Sort of.

I was goofing around, and then the teacher gave me a 10 minute after school detention.

Then I said "****!" out loud out of habit.
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