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#1
alright so me and my bro are in college and there's a club on campus. so we decide to drink before we go over there so we down some rum with some of our buddies and head over.

It's hip hop night which is the most fun so the line is ****ing long and its 0 degrees outside snow everywhere and stuff. me and my brother smoke so we stand off a few feet to the side of the line so we don't blow smoke in anyone's face because i know that pisses people off. anyway we're drunk and having a good time and this dude asks for a puff of my brothers cig, so he's like yeah dude and hands it to him. the guy throws the cigarette in the snow, so my brother's like wtf man??? the dude throws my brother in the snow, punches him right in the nose, and runs in the club before i even know what the hell is going on.

so we get in the club and are seriously out for blood. about half and hour later we finally find the guy. my bro's roommate is on the notre dame football team so needless to say this dude is BIG, and he also has another football friend with him. so the four of us go confront the guy.

i get into an argument with his friend, i didn't throw any punches or anything. i didn't even push his friend or anything. we were just arguing. all of a sudden the dude who punch my brother wails me in the side of the ****ing face. he wasn't even in my line of sight. the ****er didn't even have the courtesy to tell me he was about to punch me in the face, i had no idea it was ****ing coming.

anyway. the two football players beat the **** outta the two guys but the cops pulled me away as soon as i got hit so i had no chance for revenge. anyway pit, what the hell should i do?? i seriously wanna kill the mother****er
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charge him? easy
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Stop smoking...
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#8
Did you file a police report?
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#9
don't retalliate with violence..

**** with his mind.

he's already been beat up.
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#10
Quote by SomethingWild
alright so me and my bro are in college and there's a club on campus. so we decide to drink before we go over there so we down some rum with some of our buddies and head over.

It's hip hop night which is the most fun so the line is ****ing long and its 0 degrees outside snow everywhere and stuff. me and my brother smoke so we stand off a few feet to the side of the line so we don't blow smoke in anyone's face because i know that pisses people off. anyway we're drunk and having a good time and this dude asks for a puff of my brothers cig, so he's like yeah dude and hands it to him. the guy throws the cigarette in the snow, so my brother's like wtf man??? the dude throws my brother in the snow, punches him right in the nose, and runs in the club before i even know what the hell is going on.

so we get in the club and are seriously out for blood. about half and hour later we finally find the guy. my bro's roommate is on the notre dame football team so needless to say this dude is BIG, and he also has another football friend with him. so the four of us go confront the guy.

i get into an argument with his friend, i didn't throw any punches or anything. i didn't even push his friend or anything. we were just arguing. all of a sudden the dude who punch my brother wails me in the side of the ****ing face. he wasn't even in my line of sight. the ****er didn't even have the courtesy to tell me he was about to punch me in the face, i had no idea it was ****ing coming.

anyway. the two football players beat the **** outta the two guys but the cops pulled me away as soon as i got hit so i had no chance for revenge. anyway pit, what the hell should i do?? i seriously wanna kill the mother****er


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#14
I wouldn't worry, he got a kicking and prooved he's a wanker all in the space of a few seconds
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#15
Quote by SomethingWild
alright so me and my bro are in college and there's a club on campus. so we decide to drink before we go over there so we down some rum with some of our buddies and head over.

It's hip hop night which is the most fun so the line is ****ing long and its 0 degrees outside snow everywhere and stuff. me and my brother smoke so we stand off a few feet to the side of the line so we don't blow smoke in anyone's face because i know that pisses people off. anyway we're drunk and having a good time and this dude asks for a puff of my brothers cig, so he's like yeah dude and hands it to him. the guy throws the cigarette in the snow, so my brother's like wtf man??? the dude throws my brother in the snow, punches him right in the nose, and runs in the club before i even know what the hell is going on.

so we get in the club and are seriously out for blood. about half and hour later we finally find the guy. my bro's roommate is on the notre dame football team so needless to say this dude is BIG, and he also has another football friend with him. so the four of us go confront the guy.

i get into an argument with his friend, i didn't throw any punches or anything. i didn't even push his friend or anything. we were just arguing. all of a sudden the dude who punch my brother wails me in the side of the ****ing face. he wasn't even in my line of sight. the ****er didn't even have the courtesy to tell me he was about to punch me in the face, i had no idea it was ****ing coming.

anyway. the two football players beat the **** outta the two guys but the cops pulled me away as soon as i got hit so i had no chance for revenge. anyway pit, what the hell should i do?? i seriously wanna kill the mother****er



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#16
Quote by SomethingWild
i get into an argument with his friend, i didn't throw any punches or anything. i didn't even push his friend or anything. we were just arguing. all of a sudden the dude who punch my brother wails me in the side of the ****ing face. he wasn't even in my line of sight. the ****er didn't even have the courtesy to tell me he was about to punch me in the face, i had no idea it was ****ing coming.


So what you're saying is, you got sucker punched. Were you expecting him to be like, "Hold on for just one second while I punch you in the face"?
#18
Let it be as it is and work on letting it go and not being bitter or pissed about it.


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dont smoke man, its bad for you
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#23
stab in chest then shove your phallus into the wound, that'll show the bastard who's boss
#26
Your friends already beat the hell out of the guy, why should you go after him?
#27
CHILL THE **** OUT
ok now that we have covered, don't do anything, cops are involved and its funnier to see those guys not able to get good jobs and leave the country cause they have assault charges.
#31
So, basically, you're thinking like this:

1) I'm mad at a guy for punching me while I wasn't looking, even though I was ready and willing to use two football players to fight for me. This whole ordeal emasculated me a great deal.

2) I decided to share my story on the internet.

3) No one cares.
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Quote by Do Re Mi
So, basically, you're thinking like this:

1) I'm mad at a guy for punching me while I wasn't looking, even though I was ready and willing to use two football players to fight for me. This whole ordeal emasculated me a great deal.

2) I decided to share my story on the internet.

3) No one cares.


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#34
I dunno bro. Maybe find something you all have in common and become friends. You all like to play gamecube and listen to the Dave Matthews Band, right? Just chill with the guy and try to put this behind you.
#36
find his family. kill them. find his girl friend (if he has one). kill her. find out where he lives. burn his house down. find out where he parks on a regular basis. slash his tires. bust out his windows. throw a molotov cocktail in the driver seat. let that bitch burn too. find him in a crowd and pick pocket him. clean out his bank account. rent movies on his rental card and never return them. piss on his family photo's. take everything but his identity. infact, mail his license and social security card back to the mailbox where his house used to exist.
then move on with your life. go back to the club and get drunk again. let your friend blow smoke in some else's face. get into a fight and get sucker punched outta nowhere. then take revenge again. take the exact same measures as you did the first time. f*ck his life up. go back to the club. it will be a vicious cycle. repeat the cycle billions of times until everybody's life in the entire world is f*cked all the hell. repeat it until you, your smoke blowing buddy, your football playing buddies , and the club owner are the only complete, sane people left on the face of the planet. then go back to the club (which should be deserted except for the onwer) and get drunk as hell. as long as the owner doesnt try to start no sh*t, and as long as your smoke blowing buddy doesnt blow smoke in his face, you should never have anymore worries for the rest of your life. and the people in the pit wont have to listen to your pussy bullsh*t anymore either.
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Quote by FenderPhone
find his family. kill them. find his girl friend (if he has one). kill her. find out where he lives. burn his house down. find out where he parks on a regular basis. slash his tires. bust out his windows. throw a molotov cocktail in the driver seat. let that bitch burn too. find him in a crowd and pick pocket him. clean out his bank account. rent movies on his rental card and never return them. piss on his family photo's. take everything but his identity. infact, mail his license and social security card back to the mailbox where his house used to exist.
then move on with your life. go back to the club and get drunk again. let your friend blow smoke in some else's face. get into a fight and get sucker punched outta nowhere. then take revenge again. take the exact same measures as you did the first time. f*ck his life up. go back to the club. it will be a vicious cycle. repeat the cycle billions of times until everybody's life in the entire world is f*cked all the hell. repeat it until you, your smoke blowing buddy, your football playing buddies , and the club owner are the only complete, sane people left on the face of the planet. then go back to the club (which should be deserted except for the onwer) and get drunk as hell. as long as the owner doesnt try to start no sh*t, and as long as your smoke blowing buddy doesnt blow smoke in his face, you should never have anymore worries for the rest of your life. and the people in the pit wont have to listen to your pussy bullsh*t anymore either.


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