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#1
Dear Pit,

I need some help as, hard as I try , I couldnt get laid.Do you have any points on how this should be done?I am open to all suggestions...

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I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
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#4
How to get laid?

Uh, sad but true, you should probably try to not be yourself.
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That actually helped
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Quote by BigNose
I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#11
Quote by boreamor

how in the f**k is gravol gunna help him?
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
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#12
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HAHAHHAHAHA.... wait


i dont get it
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#13
you should go for the long term apporach.. there anyone you could take out for a date?
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#14
u can't git layd cuz ur nawt a chikin and onlee chikins lay eggs, duuuhhhh.

This is not the place to post this. Relationship thread/sex thread/other website, please.
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#15
Quote by monkeysintheday
Step one - Find a girlfriend.

Step two - Get laid.

Step three which is actually step one- Leave the pit.


You aren't playing on veteran.


Fixed.

And nice boreamor

Be sure to leave her this also:

Last edited by Tire Me. at Jan 18, 2009,
#16
This is actually a survey..just to check how many perverted peeps are present in the pit :P
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Quote by BigNose
I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#17
rape...
I'm here to help

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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


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#18
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This is actually a survey..just to check how many perverted peeps are present in the pit :P


yeah right, we probably raped your sad ass over and through and you just typed that during a succession of falling teardrops

and this is the pit
aka pervert world
#19
Open to anything?
I'll be over later.
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#21
Necrophilia
its not rape if theyr dead
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#22
Get an 8-12 year sentence.. you'd get laid everyday.. just drop the soap buddy. Just drop the soap.
#23
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Open to anything?
I'll be over later.

lol
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#24
Quote by peaceonearth52
yeah right, we probably raped your sad ass over and through and you just typed that through falling teardrops

and this is the pit
aka pervert world


Well I actually know that I amnt gonna get laid and all already so I dont need the Pit to help me figure that out

Apart from that, this is the second time I've been owned by my own pic this year
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Quote by BigNose
I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#26
Quote by boreamor
...Why are people asking what Rohypnol is?


Statistics show that:

4% of the Pit actually knows what Rohypnol is.
96%....is twelve...
#28
I see you are 15. Why don't you grow some pubes first?

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#29
Quote by boreamor
...Why are people asking what Rohypnol is?



People just don't date rape like they used to, Tis a shame. *tsk tsk*

I remember back in the day when you could get a good strong ruphie off a friend, (usually from the frat house) get a strong drink for yer date, and one friend would distract her while the others turned a blind eye while I slipped it in (the drug of course. Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.)
Last edited by Tire Me. at Jan 18, 2009,
#30
Quote by Freesmalta
Well I actually know that I amnt gonna get laid and all already so I dont need the Pit to help me figure that out

Apart from that, this is the second time I've been owned by my own pic this year

then take that sh*t down?
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#31
Quote by Tire Me.
People just don't date rape like they used to, Tis a shame. *tsk tsk*

I remember back in the day you could get a good strong ruphie off a friend, (usually from the frat house) get a strong drink for yer date, and one friend would distract her while the others turned a blind eye when I slipped it in.


Those were the days
#32
Firstly, punch yourself in the nose and bloody yourself up a little. Now, go knock on a girl's door and say you got jumped and you're new to the area. Ask if maybe she'll let you use her bathroom. If you do manage to enter her bathroom strip down and smear anything you can find over your body. Shampoos, soaps, the lot.

Then just casually walk up to her. She'll be yours. Sexy time is imminent.
#33
Quote by monkeysintheday
http://www.streetdrugs.org/rohypnol.htm

That's how it works.

Date rape drug if you can't read.


o that makes sense. i wondered why my asshole hurt after i drank my coffee
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#34
Quote by boreamor

this.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#35
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then take that sh*t down?


According to Monty Python, getting dissed is a way of relieving stress

But I guess its the other way round
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Quote by BigNose
I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#36
Quote by imdeth
Firstly, punch yourself in the nose and bloody yourself up a little. Now, go knock on a girl's door and say you got jumped and you're new to the area. Ask if maybe she'll let you use her bathroom. If you do manage to enter her bathroom strip down and smear anything you can find over your body. Shampoos, soaps, the lot.

Then just casually walk up to her. She'll be yours. Sexy time is imminent.


ROFL xD

Kudos.
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Quote by imdeth
Firstly, punch yourself in the nose and bloody yourself up a little. Now, go knock on a girl's door and say you got jumped and you're new to the area. Ask if maybe she'll let you use her bathroom. If you do manage to enter her bathroom strip down and smear anything you can find over your body. Shampoos, soaps, the lot.

Then just casually walk up to her. She'll be yours. Sexy time is imminent.


EPIC.Cant wait to try it...But I guess I would of ran out of blood until I reach the closest girls door
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Quote by BigNose
I have one night stand next to my bed, I keep a glass of water on it!

BADOOM TCHH!


... I also float a little boat made of fail in it.



Make LOVE
*******NOT
*******WAR
#39
it's a difficult process to get laid.

a basic overview: some guys are just naturals at seducing the chicks. and some guys, who are clueless, have to work hard to figure it out. trial and error kinda thing.


the BEST solution for anybody? If u can get a chick to drink with you, then ur about 95% of the way there already. the other 5% consists of making it to the bed w/o stumbling and falling, and getting her clothes off w/o much difficulty.
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Quote by Freesmalta
Well I actually know that I amnt gonna get laid and all already so I dont need the Pit to help me figure that out

Apart from that, this is the second time I've been owned by my own pic this year


noiiiiiiiice
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