#1
If you did something really bad & was sentenced to blank number of years, & theres no way of getting out early for good behavior etc.
1.) how many years would the sentence have to be before you tried breaking out
2.) how would you break out?

me?
1.) 50years
2.) the old spoon to the wall plan
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#2
I'd be smart enough not to do something stupid.
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#3
1)Life
2)Escape From Alcatraz-style.

DirtyEdit: 2)Fratelli dood from The Goonies-style.
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#4
As long as I'm good enough and they allow me a bass with a small headphone amp, I'll be fine.
#7
1) when i discover that I made an enemy of the white supremacists
2) suicide
#8
1) 1 Year
2) I would tell the guard I was going out for some cigarettes and then I would totally stab him.
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#10
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#14
Try to get locked in solitary confinement so I can masturbate in peace.
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#15
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I'd kill the guard then use my watch magnet to pick up his Key so Natalia and I can finish the level. Stupid Bitch, why don't you ever help?

I beat you to the punch.

EDIT: Wait, how do you kill the guard, then get the key? You're stuck inside the cell.
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#17
This is what I'd do if I was sentenced to prison for life for murdering my wife even though I didn't do it.
I'd try to get proof that somebody else killed her. When that fails (because the witness I had gets killed), I decide to dig myself out. I'd use a poster to cover up the hole in the wall I'm digging so that nobody would suspect anything.
Throughout the process, I'd become a model prisoner. I'd help run the library and I'd befriend other people who were in for life.
One night, I'd finally climb into the hole and crawl past everything and into a sewer. From the sewer, I'd reach freedom.
One day, I'd hopefully be able to once again see the person I befriended in prison (if he successfully gets a pardon).

EDIT: ^ WTFF!??
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
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This is what I'd do if I was sentenced to prison for life for murdering my wife even though I didn't do it.
I'd try to get proof that somebody else killed her. When that fails (because the witness I had gets killed), I decide to dig myself out. I'd use a poster to cover up the hole in the wall I'm digging so that nobody would suspect anything.
Throughout the process, I'd become a model prisoner. I'd help run the library and I'd befriend other people who were in for life.
One night, I'd finally climb into the hole and crawl past everything and into a sewer. From the sewer, I'd reach freedom.
One day, I'd hopefully be able to once again see the person I befriended in prison (if he successfully gets a pardon).

EDIT: ^ WTFF!??

did you read my post right above yours?
#20
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did you read my post right above yours?

Yes...
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#22
I wouldn't do jack. I'd just sit and wait for my wee brother to turn up with a f*cker of a tattoo and take it from there
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#25
1 Day.

My younger brother would tattoo the prisons blueprints, and an escape plan to his body (see below) and get incarcerated in the same prison as me and then escape.
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#28
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#29
I'd call Otacon and he'd bring me ketchup. Then when the guard isn't looking I'll spread it over the floor and lay on top of it. When the guard notices that something is wrong and checks on me I'll choke him out.
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#30
Make a bow out of the rubber in underwear and newspaper. Make an arrow with more newspaper, and make the tip out of a spoon. Kill the guard, steal the keys. Viola.
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#31
Four weeks.

I would dress up as a woman, and tell them that they put me in the wrong prison. Then, when they transported me to the female prison, I would...uh...shit. I didn't really think this one through.
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#32
I'd stitch an officer uniform and a mannequin. I put the mannequin in my bed and hide in the bathroom, then wait for the next guard shift-change. I'd sneak out of the bathroom, kill a guard and take his place (in the uniform I made myself or stole), hide his body in the same bathroom (pants down, and everything). Hopefully this is the night shift, so no one notices that a mannequin is in my bed, then escape at the next shift change.

Yes, I've thought this one through.
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#33
Four weeks.

I would dress up as a woman, and tell them that they put me in the wrong prison. Then, when they transported me to the female prison, I would...uh...shit. I didn't really think this one through.
But think, you're in a building full of women and you shower together.
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