Poll: Guitars or Chicks?
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View poll results: Guitars or Chicks?
Guitars
81 35%
Chicks
153 65%
Voters: 234.
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#5
both at the SAME time
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#6
As always, the question is flawed.

Asking a male guitarist to choose between sex and guitar is like asking an obese man cake or twinkie?

They are best when in combination.


Tireedit: Three posts at the same minute basically saying the same thing.
#7
If you pick guitars over chicks, you're definitely not straight... or can't get laid.


sex > music.

edit: But then again this is because I'm a sex addict. If I wasn't I'd probably go with guitar.
Last edited by KlassikMetal666 at Jan 18, 2009,
#8
Clarinets and men.
El Gearo:

Fender '69 Reissue Mustang
Fender American Standard P-Bass

Fender Blues Junior
#10
Quote by yoyodunno
I like to play Guitars, and **** chicks.

I agree with him.
Quote by Union Jake
just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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You earned your name, pal.
#11
So..hard to decide.
I'm going to have to slide towards my guitar though.
But I /love/ chicks...oh damn.

I'm not sure.
Both. ;D
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#13
Quote by Tire Me.
As always, the question is flawed.

Asking a male guitarist to choose between sex and guitar is like asking an obese man cake or twinkie?

They are best when in combination.


Tireedit: Three posts at the same minute basically saying the same thing.

hey i hate twinkies and cake and im fat, but then i guess that makes me the exception that proves the rule

on topic, i cant get girls so i go with the guitar.
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


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What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#14
Quote by yoyodunno
I like to play Guitars, and **** chicks.


I'm the other way around.
Quote by Telestar
Trust me man, it's Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple only wrote one song.
#15
Depends for what.

Guitars for ****ing, and girls for playing!
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#16
How about a chick that plays guitar?
On the internet guys are guys, girls are guys, and little girls are police men.
#17
Chicks..all the way man.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#20
Currently guitars, allowing me to deal with the problems that I have with chicks.

99.99999999999% of the rest of the time chicks.....


You can't fvck a guitar, well, at least not without getting a splinter....
“Any other day I’d say no, but today I’m gonna go ahead and just say no.”

-Dr. Cox
#21
I'm a borderline sex addict who can barely play guitar, so I had to go with chicks.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#22
Quote by yoyodunno
I like to play Guitars, and **** chicks.



What's wrong with playing guitars and chicks?
#27
Choosing is like dividing by zero... you just don't do it.
Eternity isn't long
If all you so is sleep
And forever is just a little while
If all you do is dream.




All Alone is All we Are
#31
Quote by coheed713
Choosing is like dividing by zero... you just don't do it.


Ha ha, thats the name of my band.
#33
I can **** my guitar without its permission. I also don't have to waste my rag and chloroform.
Quote by hostilekid
shadesofanger, you're my hero.


Quote by GoldenBlues
So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#34
Quote by walkingminstral
The guitar hasnt ever cheated on me...



Yeah, but just let your mom walk in and catch you in bed fornicating with your Strat.
#35
Quote by Cheesemaster
I already have a vag why do I need another one, guitar all the way
I think you should talk to woMANintheBOX19 about that one.

And video it.

>.>

<.<
#36
Quote by freedoms_stain
I think you should talk to woMANintheBOX19 about that one.

And video it.

>.>

<.<

Hey, what are you on about?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#37
Quote by yoyodunno
Damnit, YOUR LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE.



ROFLOL. I hated to point out the obvious, but sometimes it just has to be done.
#38
I cant **** my guitar. They havent made one with a puss yet, so girls fosho.
love is love // return to dust
#39
Quote by freedoms_stain
I think you should talk to woMANintheBOX19 about that one.

And video it.

>.>

<.<


depends how much money am I making?

plus my camera's broken
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