#1
Pit, I'm going on a two hour flight in about a week's time to a music festival and I'm starting to **** myself at the prospect of flying. Watching all those episodes of air crash investigations has gotten me abit weary

I've flown before but i was abit too young to remember.
Any tips on how to make it better?
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#2
Close your eyes...?

If your ears pop, swallow.

I've been on quite a few plane rides since I was very young, so I'm sort of used to them.
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#5
Think about the fact that statisticly speaking, you'd have to fly all day every day for 250 years to be involved in a crash.
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#7
You have a bigger chance of getting hit crossing the street than getting hurt in a plane crash. So just grow a pair and get in the big flying machine.
#8
Tip: Don't fly over the Hudson river.


That was mean....

But really, it's not bad at all. I think it's exciting when you take off, I look out the window and see myself getting higher and higher. Plus you're more likely to get in a car crash than have your plane crash.
#9
sleep? It works if you can sleep through something you are scared of do it. I slept through tornado sirens once... bad idea nevermind
#10
Take some dramamine.
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#11
I know all that, but it's just unsettling
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#13
check out eft www.emofree.com
Its basically tapping on different points on your body... used to get rid of phobias and other problems.
The manual is free to download and ive found that it can work wonders on some things.
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#16
Yeah listen up. They make these pills for flying and like motion sickness. I forget what theyre called but if you eat like 20 of them you will get real tired. If you stay awake for a few hours (its hard) you will trip. Youll talk to people who arent there, and when you realize that they cant possibly be there- they just vanish. So you know, look into that.

Edit: Dramamine. Thats it.
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#18
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Tip: Don't fly over the Hudson river.


That was mean....

But really, it's not bad at all. I think it's exciting when you take off, I look out the window and see myself getting higher and higher. Plus you're more likely to get in a car crash than have your plane crash.



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Its basically tapping on different points on your body... used to get rid of phobias and other problems.
The manual is free to download and ive found that it can work wonders on some things.

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#21
don't worry about anything... you'll be fine, planes are pretty sturdy (despite popular opinion) my plane's front wheel was destroyed on landing once but we all were fine, no fires, no injuries, nothing... I've flown Bengali airlines, Indonesian airlines, Uzbek airlines... and I survived, so just chill out
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#23
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Look at actual aircrash stats.

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#24
Just go for it... take some music or a book and don't think about it. I don't think about it anymore 'cause I'm so used to it... plus once you take off and get evened out in the air, you don't even really realize you're flying...
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#25
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The plane won't crash, providing that you aren't flying over anti-air guns.

Are you flying over AA guns?

If you are, fuck it. Walk.

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#27
Don't worry about flying dude. You're gonna be fine. Keep yourself occupied on the flight. Try to make new friends by saying awkward things to everyone sitting around you. Just watch out for geese..
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#28
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Yeah listen up. They make these pills for flying and like motion sickness. I forget what theyre called but if you eat like 20 of them you will get real tired. If you stay awake for a few hours (its hard) you will trip. Youll talk to people who arent there, and when you realize that they cant possibly be there- they just vanish. So you know, look into that.

Yup and then you die from OD
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.