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I've just been playing my bass for the last couple of hours (unplugged seen as it's 6.30am) on my bass.

Anyway, about ten minutes ago I could clearly hear a voice coming from the body of my bass (it's a solidbody) and it seemed to be calling my name and then reciting something in Latin which I am in the process of translation.

Help?
#3
1. drive yourself to the nearest mental hospital
2. check yourself in
3. ??????
4. profit!
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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#4
..............I call shenanigans.
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#6
What a crazy life you lead

... it could be God...
grok it.

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#7
Don't blame your bass for your PCP shenanigans.
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#8
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What latin did it speak? I may be of some help.



I don't know...it sounded like a piece of dialogue. I need to translate it first- I know Latin.
#11
it siad "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL BITCH"
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#12
tell it speak english or shut up
I got my own life to live,
I'm the one that's going to die
when its time for me to die.
So let me live my life
the way i want to.
-Jimi Hendrix, If 6 was 9
#13
I hope it told you to stop making stupid fucking threads
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#14
My guitar talks to me all the time through the amp.

In Spanish.

Plays music too.
#15
it is the rock gods speaking to you, my friend. you are the new chosen messiah, here to bring the music of today out of the darkness and into glory. Hail fassa albrecht!
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#20
Your bass is clearly possessed by demonic spirits. You have to smash it immediately!!!!
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#22
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it is the rock gods speaking to you, my friend. you are the new chosen messiah, here to bring the music of today out of the darkness and into glory. Hail fassa albrecht!

lol Fassa's girl, she can't be the messiah
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#24

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#27
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Maybe it's witchcraft

grok it.

SKREAM!

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#28
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..............I call shenanigans.


My brother's guitar amp sometimes picks up local radio stations (I'm not sure why and we haven't found any way to actually tune in to anything, it just comes and goes), but I think the bass "speaking" is on the weird side........perhaps it contains the soul of some Latin-speaker?
#29
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Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#30
^

she turned me into an newt!
>.>
<.<
well i got better!
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#31
layoff the pcp. if that doesnt work destroy it before it kills us all

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#32
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My brother's guitar amp sometimes picks up local radio stations (I'm not sure why and we haven't found any way to actually tune in to anything, it just comes and goes), but I think the bass "speaking" is on the weird side........perhaps it contains the soul of some Latin-speaker?


Happens to me too.
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#33
Could your amp be on the same frequency as a radio station? My very first amp was a piece of crap, and whenever you turned it on, the first 3 seconds were a radio station in Spanish.
#34
We are only a few years away from the first line of Gibson Robo-Lead Vocalist Guitars. You should turn your bass in for research.
this one is for you.
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#37
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Could your amp be on the same frequency as a radio station? My very first amp was a piece of crap, and whenever you turned it on, the first 3 seconds were a radio station in Spanish.



No- how many ancient Roman radio stations are there?!

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layoff the pcp. if that doesnt work destroy it before it kills us all


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#39
Quote by dudius
My brother's guitar amp sometimes picks up local radio stations (I'm not sure why and we haven't found any way to actually tune in to anything, it just comes and goes), but I think the bass "speaking" is on the weird side........perhaps it contains the soul of some Latin-speaker?

That's just interference.. You can get leads which won't get any, but they cost quite a bit more than your average lead.
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