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red
8 67%
blue
4 33%
Voters: 12.
#1
2 pts. 4 days. Penis.


---Fuel Station---

Matters had just become urgent.

"Sure, you can come over. Bring some beer.
I'm kinda horny, by the way."
Click.

Car. Drive. Sammie's Fuel Station.
On my way out from buying the beer,
a gentleman held the door for me as
he was screaming into his cellphone.
"I know! I know! I'm on my way.
Shut up bitch, I'm trying."
Click.

He turned around and followed me.
Nice leather jacket on him,
but a couple of scars on his face that told
me to lock the door.
He rapped his knuckles on my window.

"Man, I've been driving all day. From the tip of Michigan,
I'm headed to Mississippi. My momma had a heart attack.
I'm running on fumes. I'll pay ya back if you give me an address."
Told him not to worry, I was about to get laid;
he'd caught me in a good mood.
Gave him ten bucks.
Hand shake. Reassurance of his gratitude. Pivot.

"Now that I've already given it to you;
were you bullshitting me?"

I'd never held a grown man while he was crying.




---Annoyance---

I can't fuckin' think
too many distractions
makes me wish all mankind
would just perish
An antisocial curse I try
to evade, but only grows worse
Oh God help me

So I box myself in my room
jam to some good music
and ignore the annoying wails
of family, a few friends, and
the rest of the world
Though the sun shines outside
it's always raining on the inside

I glance at the window some more
and still only see silhouettes of trophies
when I played baseball as a kid
but those glory days have long passed
as the CD changes to a new track
I'll never get over myself
as I try to hold in every insult
and all the stupid gestures
The only thing I can do
is ball my fist and prevent
catastrophic blows to the wall

Fuck, they turned up the television,
again, drowning out my music, so I get up
from the bed and raise the volume
another unavoidable family feud
just another month or two, I'll be gone
cutting off all ties
and live in solitude, and silence
blissfully never being noticed
#2
touche
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
#4
I believe we're tied as well in the Mixed Lines Comp....We'll see who makes it to top tier
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
#6
Your puttin up a hell of a fight
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
#10
this is round 3 between him and me

EDIT: That and we're 1-1....gotta see who's better
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
Last edited by Eaglestalon101 at Jan 22, 2009,
#12
Red, embarrassingly much so in this case I'm afraid.
On the eight day we spoke back...

let there be sound.
#18
Age: 21

Height: 5'10

Weight class: Middle Weight

Reach: Long enough

Win-Loss record: 5-2 in Trailer Park Football, 1-1 (zC)

Style: Angry
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
#19
Quote by ZanasCross
Win-Loss record: 0-27 (playing "the game")


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

I WENT ALMOST THREE YEARS.

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#22
Well, you've got me beat unless I get 5 votes in about an hour and a half, odds seem unlikely...


If we joust again, I'll make sure you won't survive
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
#26
who would have voted for?
Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum seueriorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!