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#1
Yeah. They put Maxipads on the car and everything, but I know exactly who did it. So what should I do for revenge, Pit? They're girls if that helps.
EDIT:NO MORE "RAPE" ANSWERS. I KNOW THIS IS THIS THE PIT BUT COME ON, GUYS
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
Last edited by Thrasher51 at Jan 19, 2009,
#5
Rape them, kill them, and string their dead body parts on their house.
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#7
Drench their house in used tampons.
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#8
rape?

RIPedit: Damn, beaten to it.. like 6 times
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#11
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Rape them, kill them, and string their dead body parts on their house.

+1000
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#12
pull out your 9mm next time you see them and shoot them in their faces

EDIT: OR cum blood all over their car. or just throw a bucket of cum on their car
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#13
Pee on their ****ing rug, dude. It really pulls the room together, does it not?
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#14
tin foil their car. usually it would just be tinfoil their bedroom in uni but i'm sure it'll work just aswell on a car.

also make sure you cover every cm of the car
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#18
make peace or make a porno with them... your choice
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#19
lay a **** on their windscreens and rub it in with a load of toilet paper.


oh yeah, if you can somehow get their bonet of the car open get the container that holds the windscreen wash thingy and piss in it.
#20
Kill their parents and grind them into a chili and get them to eat it and then cry infront of radiohead
this one is for you.
#21
Saran wrap their car a million times. Also their house. And including the people who tp'd ur house.
#22
put bear traps on their lawns and chase them into their houses


Do this, with tranquilizer on the traps... then...
Rape them, kill them, and string their dead body parts on their house.

Make sure you cum blood...

Ultimate meme-based vengeance?
#23
Key their cars.
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#24
Cover their cars in honey and then wrap them in Saran Wrap.
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#25
Fill their car with M&Ms. (Works better if windows are tinted glass)
Put duct tape over their front door.
Put their phone numbers in an advert in the Erotic-Girl seeks Boy section of all the local newspapers.


*Looks around*

RAPE!

*Flees*
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#26
Get anchovies, tape, and surrand (spelling?) wrap. Go to their car, tape fish around their car, surrand wrap it thoroughly so there is at no part of the car left without a two-inch layer of wrap to get through. Let them have fun trying to get into their car.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#28
Um, beat them up?

Or give those girls a STERN TALKING TO! YEAH!! THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!!
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#30
rape as a punishment is far to cliché


CURB STOMP!!
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#31
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Kill their parents and grind them into a chili and get them to eat it and then cry infront of radiohead


i bet u've been waiting to use that bit of south park in a thread for years
#33
Dog **** in a papper bag set it on fire ring the bell and run like hell...

Put ''Gum'' in their locks.

egg their house

Put rotten eggs/****/roadkill in their mailboxes.
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#34
falcoooonnnnnnnnnn punch!
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#35
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i bet u've been waiting to use that bit of south park in a thread for years


You'd be surprised how well it applies in most every thread...
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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#36
The "put their phonenumbers in an erotic-add" is the best!!
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#37
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Have sex with them


this.

and get smoke bomb and set it off in/under/around the hood of their cars. that ****'ll freak them out.

I give advice that probably works and is not disgusting. i don't think i should be in the pit
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#38
Step 1. Put bologna on their cars at night and let it freeze over(provided it's cold where you live)
When they take it off the paint will come with it ;D

Step 2. When they decide to enact revenge(which they will), have your chainsaw and hockey mask at the ready and scare them stupid. They won't mess with you again
#39
Unfortunately it's not cold where I live.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#40
get a giant bucket of glue and paint brushes, then paint their door and throw ****loads of glitter on it and do the same for windows of car and anything else you can think of
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