Is Jeremy kyle all fake and scripted like Jerry Springer?
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Is Jeremy kyle all fake and scripted like Jerry Springer?

No, they got in trouble recently when there was a fight because he was accused of inciting the fight.

It's incredible. Everyone on the show is hatable. Jeremy loves nothing more than being superior to these people and you often are amazed that some of these people inhabit the earth.

Used to watch it all the time in my free periods at school.
I think he spelled Farther...

but it's further...

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I love the way he didn't even think, he was so confident he was right.

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He's fockin', like, worse than fockin' Devvo, mate.

haha devvo
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I really wanna know if that wanker was the farther
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To be fair, depending on pronunciation, he could be right.
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He's fockin', like, worse than fockin' Devvo, mate.

devvo is amazing... good thing he's only acting tho
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I love Jeremy Kyle.

Yep. The other day he screamed - literally - at two women to shut up! It was like a bomb detonation. He's great
Devvoneee. Devvo is funny he makes me lol

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Urgh, don't mean to be a killjoy, but that programme is horrific, but I get so addicted to it.
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