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In soviet Russia, You delete this ****ing thread.
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#3
In soviet russia, thread fails.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#4
In Soviet UG, Searchbar uses YOU!
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#7
In Soviet Russia, the thread makes a failure of a TS
Hull City A.F.C

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#8
in soviet russia, this thread has been made before


4635345292 times
#9
In soviet Russia, awful thread idea thinks you!
YellowGreenBlueRed


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#10
lol at fail posts
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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Last edited by ThinLizzyFan at Jan 19, 2009,
#12
In soviet russia stupid threads make you_______?

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#13
What was that one joke where the guy was talking about how he got an email from some chick in Russia.

Someone then went to say something like "In Soviet Russia Woman finds you!" I think that was the only acceptable soviet russia joke.
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
Last edited by floppypick at Jan 19, 2009,
#16
in soviet russia, i report you

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#17
In soviet russia, fail threads make YOU!
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#18
Quote by floppypick
What was that one joke where the guy was talking about how he got an email from some hick in Russia.

Someone then went to say something like "In Soviet Russia Woman finds you!" I think that was the only acceptable soviet russia joke.


I remember that thread... that was funny
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#19
In Soviet Russia, we don't spam.
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#20
In soviet russia, palm faces you.
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
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No they don't, and UG is proof...
#21
roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
poem write you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#23
*jumps on bandwagon*

In Soviet Russia, thread fails YOU!!!!!
VERY METAL!
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#24
What was that one joke where the guy was talking about how he got an email from some hick in Russia.

Someone then went to say something like "In Soviet Russia Woman finds you!" I think that was the only acceptable soviet russia joke.


Yakov Smirnoff popularised it

There still **** jokes.
multicolour random messge!

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#25
in soviet russia this thread not only failed


but it also fails in the pit and anywhere else u try and use it
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#29
In Soviet Russia, thread great success!


Seriously, these jokes are only slightly funny when in CONTEXT.
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Don't be afraid to care"

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#30
in soviet Russia, meme overuses you!!!!!!!
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#33
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Yakov Smirnoff popularised it

There still **** jokes.


Hehe I know they are, but the joke was used well in that moment.
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Floppydick


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#34
In Soviet Russia, Simpsons did it.
No seriously, The Simpsons did it before family guy, watch the episode where they go to Branson, Missouri.
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#35
In soviet russia, anything is possible, except for change

i think it's a real quote
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#37
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviets you!
This is my sig, isn't it

AWESOME?

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#38
in soviet russia guitar plays you!
>.>
<.<
(*jumps on bandwagon*)
in soviet russia, searchbar uses you!
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#39
In Soviet Russia, they appreciate Joseph Stalin.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#40
i here by claim this thread in the name of the confederacy
this thread is now about grapes



i love grapes. they are the best fruit

in the words of demetri martin with grapes you get a second chance, if you have a ****ty apple. your screwed. but if you have a ****ty grape, u can just take another one. cause their grapes
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