Any house md watchers out there....? Post the quotes that you thought were the most epic!


Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense

Quote by KissingShadows
People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
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"No, it can't be lupus."

Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
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im sorry this

i shouldnt even be able to post in this thread anymore ts that is it....
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:

that is all.

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I guess that the rebellious, strong guy is more appealing than the guy who worships the ground you walk on and would take a bullet for you.

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House is a great show but it's not exactly "quotable" since most of the jokes are only really funny in context.
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3rd act of "the sad ones" usually have some pretty deep dialog.

These go to eleven
Quote by crazy8rgood
This, stockylachy, if i was a woman, i would want you to have my babies...

I'm watching it right now, watched seasons 1,2,3 over the last few days
By Gosh I love it

'Did you know, comparative to it's size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal...'

'Hello, Joe's bar and grill?' or 'Crime scene' when answering the phone in the latest one (I believe, I'm in the UK so I don't keep up all too well )
LETS DO THIS RAMBLE STYLE *thrusts head into clothes pile*
i was actually in hysterics for ages
"We have rectal bleeding"

"Both of you?"
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Quote by freshtunes
its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
Oh and

'Are you calling mastering Eddie Van Halens two handed tapping technique pointless?!'
Quote by tushmeister
Oh and

'Are you calling mastering Eddie Van Halens two handed tapping technique pointless?!'

That the one where Wilson steals his '74 Gibson?
Quote by SGPlayer08
Yeah, then he destroyed it...

"You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound, almost like a scream."

He doesn't destroy it
I thought he sent a decoy floyd
House plays it at the end of the episode, and it doesn't look particularly fixable, though I may be wrong, I never could look at that part
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In one case it IS Lupus
Thus making every 'It's not lupus' meme insta-fail
Now kindly leave
"she's sick!? buhh why didnt i think of that!"
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"My patient's about to have a heart attack. It's gonna be massive," was my favorite.
^^^and that picture looks a lot like Gordon Freeman from Half Life.
Quote by Td_Nights
I went as Darth Vadar to a school dance before.

Sure I got kicked out, but the DJ played the Imperial March and I just felt badass.
Seriously guys? The pilot had my favorite quote of all time, and I'm surprised noone mentioned it yet.

"I think it was the philosopher Jagger that said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
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I love metal but death metal's just a bit too much for me. The most I can get into is serious-illness metal.
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I care
Quote by GuyWhoDoesStuff
If I had an axe that could make well formed vaginas I would go out a lot less.
This easily wins!

(Greg House speaking to a dwarf while high on drugs)
Dwarf: Are you high!?
House: I'm higher than you!
Can someone explain the episode that's on right now? I just tuned in and I don't know what's going on!
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Last edited by rockguitarist97 at Jan 19, 2009,