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I've got the font huge, I'm using the Windows magnifier (the one in the Accessibility menu) to actually see anything on here and generally the world looks like little squiggles.

Anyone got any idea how on earth I'm meant to be reading all these tiny print college books? I need this reading done by the morning...


EDIT: I have glasses but I broke them during my last band practice and they're in for repair.
Last edited by Fassa Albrecht at Jan 19, 2009,
#3
Print them off in a larger font?
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#5
Use the human zoom mode.
Move your head closer to the object.

(Where's Metacarpi[sp?] when you need him?)
#11
Eat the books. That'll put the info in your head.
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#14
its called waiting-you did all you can and now you just have to be patient
either way its bad - i dont know animals
#15
Quote by Oli_88
Use the human zoom mode.
Move your head closer to the object.



I just watched that exact episode of Red Dwarf only half an hour ago.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#16
Quote by Vince Noir


I just watched that exact episode of Red Dwarf only half an hour ago.



Ha ha very funny! Not!
#20
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Have you not used the windows magnifier to find the blog button in the profiles yet?




GO AWAY!
#21
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Have you not used the windows magnifier to find the blog button in the profiles yet?


She hasn't used it to magnify all the posters that have told her to use the blog so far. Why would she start now?
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#23
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Have you not used the windows magnifier to find the blog button in the profiles yet?



How do you do this then?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049748
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#26
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You really don't like letting people live in hope do you?


Sometimes you just have to know when you have spotted a lost cause.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#28
Quote by Godsmack_IV
I can barely see out of my left eye but my right eye isn't bad, maybe I should get a monocle.


Monocles are instant cool, but only when dressed like this:



or wearing a kravat, smoking jacket, wielding a pipe between the lips and swilling finely aged brandy.
#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Monocles are instant cool, but only when dressed like this:



or wearing a kravat, smoking jacket, wielding a pipe between the lips and swilling finely aged brandy.

No sir. This is the epitome of monocle:
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#32
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Monocles are instant cool, but only when dressed like this:

or wearing a kravat, smoking jacket, wielding a pipe between the lips and swilling finely aged brandy.


Either works for me, having a monocle would be badass.

According to this picture:


If I had a monocle I'd make a ton of friends, even dinosaurs would want to hang with me.
#36
Quote by Skierinanutshel
dont do that, you can hurt the optical nerves and make your vision worse.





Too late....!
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
If only Dr Strangelove wore a monocle...


This is just begging for a monocle.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
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