#1
basically tomorrow i was asked by the student forum of my highschool to do a guitar hero promo, which is me on stage at an assembly with my guitar faking eruption by van halen and going crazy (guitar flips, behind head) basically faking it and all... i need an idea of what to wear that is totally over the top stupid. Plus any other ideas for what "moves" i should do

(originally they were going to have me actually play something, but plans changed for some reason )

tl;dr - what should i wear while i dance around on stage with a guitar
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#2
tassles. Lots of tassles.
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#5
Copy Steven Tyler's get-up.
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#9
clothes.


or two quarters and a potato chip if ur a girl
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#11
nipple pasties, the borat full-thong, a velvet top hat, a george washington wig, and cowboy boots.
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nipple pasties, the borat full-thong, a velvet top hat, a george washington wig, and cowboy boots.



That sounds like my idea of an erotic night


But to TS, this;

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#16
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nipple pasties, the borat full-thong, a velvet top hat, a george washington wig, and cowboy boots.

Yes.
#17
a vest, spandex, a cowboy hat, and a tattoo of jimi hendrix
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#18
dress like yngwie. frilly shirt..tightso leather pants. boots. crowd kicks. bad swedish accent. swedish pizza...
#20
shave most of your head and get yourself a green mohawk
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#21
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basically tomorrow i was asked by the student forum of my highschool to do a guitar hero promo, which is me on stage at an assembly with my guitar faking eruption by van halen and going crazy (guitar flips, behind head) basically faking it and all... i need an idea of what to wear that is totally over the top stupid. Plus any other ideas for what "moves" i should do

(originally they were going to have me actually play something, but plans changed for some reason )

tl;dr - what should i wear while i dance around on stage with a guitar


Tool.

Dress up like a welshman, or wear your normal clothes, you know, pink tutu and all.
#22
Toss Your Guitar into a 360 spin motion and then do a cool spin kick.

I always wanted to that on a stage live...
#23
Get a Jimmy Page dragon suit.
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#24
nothing, just play nude. everyone would remember you
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