#1
You all know how awkward parents can be.

So post away at times your parents have embarrassed you.

And yes, i searchbarred.
#2
While my (now ex) girlfriend and I were walking into my room..

Dad: "She's never been penetrated before right? Use a towel!"

We'd been dating for about a week and a half.
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My mom walked into my school with an open robe and curlers on to bring me my lunch money in elementary school.


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You all know how awkward parents can be.

So post away at times your parents have embarrassed you.

And yes, i searchbarred.


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While my (now ex) girlfriend and I were walking into my room..

Dad: "She's never been penetrated before right? Use a towel!"

We'd been dating for about a week and a half.


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#8
Well my dad's a pastor and I'm an atheist, so just that embarrases me.
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Yes, but you didn't spell check

what did i spell wrong?

Unless you mean "searchbarred" but thats a word i just made up
#10
My mom can't go into a public place without complaining about something in a very loud voice. Like tonight for instance, we were eating at a Chinese restaurant and as we are walking to the buffet she practically yells "THE CARPET IN HERE IS FILTHY!". It wouldn't normally bother me but it seems she always says something rude in public places and it gets embarrassing for me sometimes.
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#11
Ya it's embarrassing to finally realize how your parents made you happen isn't it?
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#12
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While my (now ex) girlfriend and I were walking into my room..

Dad: "She's never been penetrated before right? Use a towel!"

We'd been dating for about a week and a half.



Holy ****.


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#13
I was at my friends house and he was on a webcam with his girlfriend. His dad bought him condoms for when he was going to visit, and I jokingly told him to show her. He gets the box of condoms out of the drawer and tosses it to me, then at that moment his mom walks into the room and is like hey guys. I tried to put them out of view, but I think she saw. It's even funnier because I sorta had a thing with his sister (didn't work out) but the parents knew.... lol
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My mom can't go into a public place without complaining about something in a very loud voice. Like tonight for instance, we were eating at a Chinese restaurant and as we are walking to the buffet she practically yells "THE CARPET IN HERE IS FILTHY!". It wouldn't normally bother me but it seems she always says something rude in public places and it gets embarrassing for me sometimes.

Yeah...I know what you mean. My mom can be like that at times. But mostly she just farts a ton in Walmart and laughs really loud about it.

My dad says awkward stuff at times, but nothing compared to MyNameIsLame's story.
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^ (to Kata Dante) She might be farting in Walmart because she is simply trying to fit in with the rest of the clientele.

The only thing I can think of is when my mom tries to quote me when talking to someone. It's kind of hard to think of an example, but she always gets it wrong and makes me sound even more thick than I am. I don't really mind, but that's all I have.
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#16
One night two years back I wasn't on the phone with my girlfriend (at the time). We usually talked way too often, so my dad is like LOL DID SHE BREAK UP WITH YOU?
She called a few hours later and did just that.
#17
My Dad pantsed me at a high school football game once. I was pissed off about it then, but I laugh my ass off now.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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While my (now ex) girlfriend and I were walking into my room..

Dad: "She's never been penetrated before right? Use a towel!"

We'd been dating for about a week and a half.

Okay, that's pretty awesome.
#19
I'm standing there with my friends, and my dad and I had flannel button down shirts on and he feels to need to run over, hug me, and go "HOLYCRAP! GUYS LOOK! WE MATCH!"

and then walks away.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#20
My Dad always stares at me while I'm eating in a Fast Food place or somewhere else, and whenever I open my mouth even a little while I'm chewing, he says "We're not apes, son."

I could have it alot worse, but that bugs me.
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One night two years back I wasn't on the phone with my girlfriend (at the time). We usually talked way too often, so my dad is like LOL DID SHE BREAK UP WITH YOU?
She called a few hours later and did just that.





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I'm standing there with my friends, and my dad and I had flannel button down shirts on and he feels to need to run over, hug me, and go "HOLYCRAP! GUYS LOOK! WE MATCH!"

and then walks away.


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My Dad pantsed me at a high school football game once. I was pissed off about it then, but I laugh my ass off now.


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Yeah....****ing AWESOME
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#23
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Ya it's embarrassing to finally realize how your parents made you happen isn't it?


You only say that 'cause you're old.

At primary school on sport's day there was a parent's race. I wanted my Dad to go up but it had already started but he got up, ran, tripped up flailing dirt up into the air - what a nutter.
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#24
my dad was driving me and 2 of my friends to wonderland (themepark) and he thought it was necessary to point out that one of my friends looks like McLovin

-_-
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