#1
I just witnessed the house across the street from where I lived burned down. No one was hurt, thank God, but they lost everything. Anyway, I wanted to go help you know, just help, and they told me to "get away citizen, go home" naturally I'm not a fireman. I don't know how to help. So I went up to my roof and I'm upon my roof sitting there watching this structure get devoured by flames, hungry flames, licking the sides of the doomed building. And I just thought 'that could be my house, that could be my house burning down.' It wasn't but it could have been my house. And it was there I was reminded once again as I had been reminded so many times over the years, just how entirely unpredictable homemade bottle rockets are. Those fucking things can go anywhere. Oh sure you may aim them toward the lake, but that doesn't mean anything. And I told myself 'dammit you're going to be more careful.'

Anyone else have any eye opening experiences they'd wish to share?
#3
so your saying the MOTS is "Be careful where you shoot bottle rockets"?

Looks like you REALLY learned something.
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One time, I opened my eyes.


That was pretty eye opening.


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#13
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omg, it gets worse. have you ever blinked?

I was about to say I have an eye opening experience everytime i blink.
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One time I had this disease that every morning I had to open my eyes. The doctor told me it was just me waking up in the morning.
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#15
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One time, I opened my eyes.


That was pretty eye opening.




TS: Did you SERIOUSLY burn down your neighbor's house with a homemade bottle rocket?
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#16
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TS: Did you SERIOUSLY burn down your neighbor's house with a homemade bottle rocket?


That's what i want to know.
#21
This is hard to believe but it happened to me.

I've always been raised up to be a really conservative christian and go to church every sunday and all that good stuff. Well a few years ago, I was having doubts on whether god was real or not. So I prayed and was like "God if you really are real then can you please give me some kind of sign that you are." As soon as I said that, I got the worst pain ever in my stomach, it felt like an ulcer or something. It lasted for like 30 seconds and I was like "Ok ok ok I get it" and when I said that the pain just stopped. I think that is more than some freak coincidence.

He coulda been nicer though and sent me some ice cream or something.
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This is hard to believe but it happened to me.

I've always been raised up to be a really conservative christian and go to church every sunday and all that good stuff. Well a few years ago, I was having doubts on whether god was real or not. So I prayed and was like "God if you really are real then can you please give me some kind of sign that you are." As soon as I said that, I got the worst pain ever in my stomach, it felt like an ulcer or something. It lasted for like 30 seconds and I was like "Ok ok ok I get it" and when I said that the pain just stopped. I think that is more than some freak coincidence.

He coulda been nicer though and sent me some ice cream or something.


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#25
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I just witnessed the house across the street from where I lived burned down. No one was hurt, thank God, but they lost everything. Anyway, I wanted to go help you know, just help, and they told me to "get away citizen, go home" naturally I'm not a fireman. I don't know how to help. So I went up to my roof and I'm upon my roof sitting there watching this structure get devoured by flames, hungry flames, licking the sides of the doomed building. And I just thought 'that could be my house, that could be my house burning down.' It wasn't but it could have been my house. And it was there I was reminded once again as I had been reminded so many times over the years, just how entirely unpredictable homemade bottle rockets are. Those fucking things can go anywhere. Oh sure you may aim them toward the lake, but that doesn't mean anything. And I told myself 'dammit you're going to be more careful.'

Anyone else have any eye opening experiences they'd wish to share?


This could be as big of a meme as wehn that kid got mugged while riding his bike with his friend.
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#27
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lol at the bottle rocket part, but seriously, you should write a song about the experience


that's a good idea! ok, so he shot off a flare-y thing... at a lake.. and lit a house on fire... and watched it burn and smoke. hmmm, what should he call his song...

O_O
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#28
Get away citizen, go home ಠ_ಠ
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#29
pretty eye opening, i went on one of those sites that show you all the registered sex offenders in your area. i found out kensai was my neighbor!
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#30
When a category 4 hurricane came through my town it was a pretty eye opening experience, especially y house was one of the few that didn't get damaged. I helped a lot of my friends clean up and repair their houses and it was just amazing how much damage one event can inflict.

That being said, there was justice in this event. The rich neighborhood was the only one that got 6+ feet of flooding
#31
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Get away citizen, go home ಠ_ಠ

i like it.
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#32
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TS: Did you SERIOUSLY burn down your neighbor's house with a homemade bottle rocket?


Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
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#34
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lol at the bottle rocket part, but seriously, you should write a song about the experience

they did that already, called smoke on the water
Divine creations now destroyed to uncover the haunted atmosphere
Strange visions of the ancient spirits, travesty of man appears
Coldness and the storming winds lurking for prey
The forces of the Winter reign in dreadful way, there's no escape