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Dear pit,

My brother has this girl friend that he has been off and on with for about a year now and i am just tired of seeing that bitches face. I already pissed in her shampoo just for fun but she don't know about that but now i am ready to do something to really piss her off any suggestions.
#4
wow thats awsome but if you really want to piss her off just cut off chunks of her hair when shes sleeping not huge chunks that she will instantly wake up just little chunks each night until she leaves
#5
Get over it. It is your BROTHER'S GF. Not yours
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hahahahaha....the correct response to anything
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Quote by freedoms_stain
You sound like a dick.

haha you dont even know how big of a bitch she is
#10
Quote by porker117
Dear pit,

My brother has this girl friend that he has been off and on with for about a year now and i am just tired of seeing that bitches face. I already pissed in her shampoo just for fun but she don't know about that but now i am ready to do something to really piss her off any suggestions.

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Quote by porker117
haha you dont even know how big of a bitch she is
There isn't much she could have done that pissing in her shampoo wouldn't make you a dick.

If she was a baby killing cannibal you'd still be a dick. Dicks piss in shampoo bottles, normal people don't.
#12
i've never seen the phrase "i've already pissed in her shampoo" written so blas'e
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#13
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Post pictures of her on The Pit??
Or 4chan.
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There isn't much she could have done that pissing in her shampoo wouldn't make you a dick.

If she was a baby killing cannibal you'd still be a dick. Dicks piss in shampoo bottles, normal people don't.

I disagree, pissing in shampoo bottles is just straight up hillarious...I kinda wanna jizz into a moisturizer bottle......... DO THAT!! THAT COMBINES THE TYPICAL "FAP" RESPONSE, WITH CREATIZE GENIOUS!!
#17
why not just tell her that you pissed in her shampoo? that should piss her off.
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#18
Said pictures are relevant to my interests... I would like to see them.
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Quote by freedoms_stain
Dicks piss in shampoo bottles, normal people don't.

Well, I suppose a vagina could piss in a shampoo bottle too, it'd just require a little more aim.
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I disagree, pissing in shampoo bottles is just straight up hillarious...I kinda wanna jizz into a moisturizer bottle......... DO THAT!! THAT COMBINES THE TYPICAL "FAP" RESPONSE, WITH CREATIZE GENIOUS!!

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#23
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Have sex with her.



That's so ****ing immature.


The correct answer of course, is to rape the bitch.
#24
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Which one is she?

the blond.
i found alot of that nasty blond hair in my shower today
#25
Does she have a myspace?
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the blond.
i found alot of that nasty blond hair in my shower today

Jealous much?
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the blond.
i found alot of that nasty blond hair in my shower today


haha i was pretty sure that guy was using sarcasm when he said which one is her but anyway she looks like this one girl i know and i cant stand her
#31
haha, i don't actually condone any of the following but:


Put sugar in her gas tank (if she has a car)
Cut large quantities of hair off one side, while she sleeps
Put pvc glue (the hell liquid stuff) in her shampoo bottle


once again, i dont approve of these haha
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#32
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Dicks piss in shampoo bottles, normal people don't.

Of course dicks do. You expect fingers to do that?
#33
Quote by porker117
not that i know of



Shame. Someone ought to warn her about what a pathetic dick her boyfriend's little brother is.
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#34
kick her in the tit
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#35
you sir, are a horrible person
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Shame. Someone ought to warn her about what a pathetic dick her boyfriend's little brother is.


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#38
Beat her with a stick, women usually take the hint after several blow's to the face.


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#39
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you know, urine is actually good for hair... so you did her a favor.

smells like crap though.


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#40
well the odor is bound to wash out, seeing as she'll give it a thorough rinse, and it probably won't smell bad when mixed with a high concentration of shampoo anyway, so
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