in my car from my girlfriend and we had just eaten at Friday's (crummy food place), and i had to fart so incredibly bad while that was going on and i almost belted my ass too pieces on the climax.

anyone have any good fart stories? i'm in for a good laugh.
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When I hovered over the link, I was almost sure MeltingWaxFace made this thread.

OMG liek me too.

No. Seriously. I mean that. I'm not being sarcastic.
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