#1
So yesterday I was on my way to work, and while walking through the subway station of the Alexanderplatz in Berlin, I passed by Dunkin Donuts, where they had this big wheel of fortune thing built up. I was in a hurry, seeing as i was already late, but my curiosity was piqued.
I went up to the guy standing next to the wheel and asked if I could give it a shot. he said "sure", but that I had to hurry up because they were about to leave.
The wheel was built up so that no matter where you won, you at least won a coffee, which was awesome, because I hadn't had my coffee yet.
I spun.
"Grand Prize" is what came out.
24 Donuts for free.

that's right, 2 freaking dozen donuts on a stupid whim that I had while going to work.

I carried the 2 boxes of donuts to work where I proceded to share with everyone (this pregnant lady at work ate about 6)

And no one noticed I was 45 minutes late!

The moral of the story is, anything can be forgiven if you bring enough free donuts.
#2
That is too much win, my head might explode.
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#6
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crap. threw the boxes away at work

my credibility is weakened.
#10
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Was it free to spin this wheel of win?



yup

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that pregnant lady sounds like a bitch



ever worked with a 5-month pregnant woman?

it's a pain
#12
Dude you have forever fixed my life by giving me the answer to life.
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#13
A lady at my work did the same thing. She was on the verge of being fired and she was about 30 minutes late one day so she went to McDonalds and bought everyone sausage biscuits since they were 2/$1 at the time.
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
yup


Then truly, the win is a thousandfold what I originally thought.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#15
Normal donuts or chocolate coated ones?

If they are normal, I don't give a crap.
#16
Quote by SRVtheman
Normal donuts or chocolate coated ones?

If they are normal, I don't give a crap.



my pick out of the entire sortiment.

6 blueberry, 6 Boston Creme, 6 other creme filled, and 6 vanilla
#19
Corey, you are officially so full of win that you should only refer to yourself in the third person in a dramatic voice.

"COREY HAS WON DONUTS! YES HE HAS!!"
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#21
Awesome.

That's like a more fortunate version of how I had time to drink 2 beers and buy a pizza on my way back from work last night, because the bus was late.