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alright pit, im home alone with a 2nd degree concussion. Doctor says relax, do NOTHING strenuous, this includes fapping. No loud noises, so guitar is out. wtf do I do all day?
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#2
Chill infront of the TV.
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#4
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Make a duct tape rhino.


I'd say either this or try and install bluetooth in a panda.
#5
read a book?


staring at a screen will only hurt your head
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#8
Build something. You always feel good about your self after accomplishing something epic.
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#9
Design a rocket ship.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#11
plot how to stop obama getting assasinated
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#12
Quote by Haggard13
alright pit, im home alone with a 2nd degree concussion. Doctor says relax, do NOTHING strenuous, this includes fapping. No loud noises, so guitar is out. wtf do I do all day?


smoke pot
#14
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smoke pot

exactly what i was going to say.
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#18
some decent suggestions...to the guy who said sleep, I would love to as I didnt get to sleep in the hospital last night, If I decide to sleep I have to be woken every hour to make sure im coherent, have to be able to know my name, the date, that sort of thing, and nobody is home to check on me. Playing guitar unplugged is a fine idea
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#19
you could hit your head
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#20
Play guitar unplugged.
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#22
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Make a duct tape rhino.


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Install bluetooth in a panda.


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Toothpick fortress.


Well I know what i'm doing this weekend.
#24
Can we get some details on the concussion?
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#27
Quote by Haggard13
alright pit, im home alone with a 2nd degree concussion. Doctor says relax, do NOTHING strenuous, this includes fapping. No loud noises, so guitar is out. wtf do I do all day?

Tell me about it, I'm stuck in a motel with my dad for 2-3 weeks because of the move. I'm pretty much under the same circumstances.
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#28
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Can we get some details on the concussion?



yeah, sure

I was knocked unconscious and have about a 5-10 minute amnesia of before the event, so this what i was told

playing hockey, going in on the goalie all by my self, somebody catches up with me, hits me from the side, I land on my ass and go sliding into the boards at a pretty good pace. i guess my back hit first, then my head whiplashed back and hit the boards. the guy who hit me fell too and slid into me as well. I guess I was out for about 10 seconds, and woke up in the corner with my team standing over me, and I have no memory of it at all.
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
Last edited by Haggard13 at Jan 20, 2009,
#29
can i say it too?

play guitar unplugged


also, watch tv from a distance or read a book or something.
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#30
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yeah, sure

I was knocked unconscious and have about a 5-10 minute amnesia of before the event, so this what i was told

playing hockey, going in on the goalie all by my self, somebody catches up with me, hits me from the side, I land on my ass and go sliding into the boards at a pretty good pace. i guess my back hit first, then my head whiplashed back and hit the boards. the guy who hit me fell too and slid into me as well. I guess I was out for about 10 seconds, and woke up in the corner with my team standing over me, and I have no memory of it at all.


I've done something similar, well not really. Anyway we were warming up skating around, helmets off, and I got smacked in the head with the ball (it was roller hockey) as I went round the back of the net. Mine wasn't as bad as yours though. The only time I lost consciousness was when I had my X-ray.

Back on topic. Build a peanut gun from elastic bands and kebab skewers.
Last edited by a_man at Jan 20, 2009,
#31
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Build something. You always feel good about your self after accomplishing something epic.


Thats if you actually accomplish it. Usually when i accomplish something epic like that it sucks, and i just get a disappointed feeling!

Anyway, good luck with finding something to do, nasty accident you were involved inthere!
#32
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Nothing.

*Patrick Pic*

Do nothing.

I just finished.


To TS, Be a rebel fap anyway!

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srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#35
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Pick up smoking.


Hell, I was gonna say that! +1.

The ol' doctor probably wouldn't like that though....... heh
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#37
The doctor explicitly told you not to masturbate? How did that come up? Did he see your penis (more questions arise) and say "You've been masturbating a lot, don't do that either" or did you actually ask "well, can I, er... have a wank?" or what? Because frankly I can't think of something which doesn't embarass you.
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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#38
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The doctor explicitly told you not to masturbate? How did that come up? Did he see your penis (more questions arise) and say "You've been masturbating a lot, don't do that either" or did you actually ask "well, can I, er... have a wank?" or what? Because frankly I can't think of something which doesn't embarass you.



he said in these words "DO NOT DO ANY STRENUOUS ACTIVITIES"
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
#39
Quote by Haggard13
he said in these words "DO NOT DO ANY STRENUOUS ACTIVITIES"


Fap to relax then

Fappin's Relaxin'

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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