#1
A few days ago my friend was acting like a complete asshole. I was in the middle of a one hour transfer of music to my thumbdrive, when he unpluged the computer. I was really pissed at him and I told him that I would get him back for what he did. But I didn't do anything about it. I was waiting for the right moment and the right form of revenge. I really want to get him back. And bad. This isn't the first time he pissed me off. So I was wondering what all of you had in mind on what I should to to get my revenge. Give me some ideas. The one I like the best is the one I'll use on my friend.
#2
Permanent marker + sleep + Moustache/dick on forehead = Epic Win
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#4
Take a bucket of mayonnaise and pour over him. or syrup... or mustard... or custard.

please tell us what happened when u had ur revenge
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#5
You can either have sex with his family pet or grow up. Both will, in different ways, make you the bigger man. At least for a short while.
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#6
If he pisses you off on purpose often... you could stop hanging out with him.

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#7
I had a good laugh at my mates expense by nicking his phone for awhile and sending out some weird texts to people in his address book. The following...

To His Mum - "lets have sex. txt back soon. x"
To His Ex - "Is it cool if I date your sister" (I found out later she didn't have a sister tho ;()
To some random person - "Honestly, this isn't working out. Your fired"

Then I bluetoothed an MP3 I got of people screaming during sex and made it his text jingle.

Un-silent that phone, return it to him, time it so that replies will hopefully come during a class" and watch ultimate hilarity ensue.

#10
lol at the people saying 'grow up'. Different things piss different people off, if one of your friends pissed you off on separate occasions (on purpose), then that's ****ed. It's his friend - why would he piss him off on purpose? You teach him a lesson (which is not to do stupid **** anymore) by doing something huge to him and just tell him: "every time you piss me off again, things like this will happen to you, so stop acting like a dumbass".

Screw all that pussy 'stop you're hurting my feelings' ****. Don't talk, just do something (I don't know what).