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#1
Looking for some good pick up lines to use. I'd like to use some originals (not the usual cliches).
#2
"Good pickup line" is an oxymoron.
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#3
"Would you like to have teh secks with me? You're going to whether you say yes or no, it just depends on how much you want it to hurt"
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
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#4
"Can I Haz You Number ?!!one!!>>>??}"
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#6
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

If that doesn't work, you could always use the search bar.

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#7
Just hit with rock.... Take back to cave...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#8
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know..."
"Niether do I but I hope it's enough to break the ice"

I use that all the time in the hope I wil one day find out how much a polar bear weighs.
#9
It's awfully cold isn't it? May I use your thighs as earmuffs?


or


Are you a pokemon trainer? 'Cause you just made my penis use harden.


or


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#11
"Hi." It's been proven to be the best pick-up line.
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#12
Nice legs. What time are they open?


My mom told me that one.
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#13
Hey what's up? Oh, it's me giggidy giggidy lol and Supertait, I'm sigging your ass! That was good!!
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#14
Don't let this rape turn into a murder.
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#15
hey baby, my searchbar is huge, like ,my penis...
wanna ****?
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#18
Male polar bears weigh between 800 and 1600 pounds (360-720 kg), while females usually weigh between 400 and 800 pounds (180-360 kg). While pregnant however the females can weigh as much as the males.

This one is super effective 'Dae hings tae me' only works in certain areas in Scotland though...
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Quote by Dithindious
Male polar bears weigh between 800 and 1600 pounds (360-720 kg), while females usually weigh between 400 and 800 pounds (180-360 kg). While pregnant however the females can weigh as much as the males. :P:

This one is super effective 'Dae hings tae me' only works in certain areas in Scotland though...

Ruin it for the rest of us why don't you.
#24
nice tits where ya from?

I used to flirt with this chick at school and one day I decided to show her my phone, as she was looking at it i was like "feel free to put your number in there"...worked like a charm.
#26
"Grab your coat I've got a knife!" works wonders.
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#27
Quote by Kensai
"Grab your coat I've got a knife!" works wonders.




"We're gonna have sex tonight... know why?"
"Why?"
"I'm stronger and faster."
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#28
i lol'd a lot in the past minute ...

seriously, just say hi ... then usually, well for me, little "lines" will come naturally... corny ones do NOT work
#29
"Let's see where this six pack takes us."

"So your name's ______, thats funny my name's ______. We should have sex."

"So what do ya say we go get some dinner, have some chicken, maybe some sex, see what happens."
#30
"I've lost my memory...do I come here often?"
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#32
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i lol'd a lot in the past minute ...

seriously, just say hi ... then usually, well for me, little "lines" will come naturally... corny ones do NOT work



You'd be surprised.
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#34
Are you an angel? Because you've just given me an erection!
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#35
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: Your fall from heaven because you're ugly as fuck!
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#36
Quote by Longhairedrockr
"Pardon me, but do you suck balls?"


"Excuse me!?"

"Please, miss, ya didn't even let me finish.... do ya suck.... THESE balls..."
#37
Quote by Longhairedrockr


"So your name's ______, thats funny my name's ______. We should have sex."



I am definitly using that one!
#38
Do the Naked Man! Simply meet her where ever, tell her to look away for a second or close her eyes then get naked ... it works 2/3 of the times... you dont even have to say anything.
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#39
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Are you a pokemon trainer? 'Cause you just made my penis use harden.


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Use this one!!!!
Id have said the polar bear one, but i see its already been done.
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#40
^This (the guy above me, Ethan!!). I've tried it. My mother suggested I do it, it worked, but family have to be kind
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