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#1
Has anyone ever thought you were a total stoner when you aren't? I was really tired today so I was totally zoning out in gym and talking to this girl who was totally out of it from Dayquil and we were joking about being out of it. I said "I'm always so out of it, I'm the biggest stoner and I've never actually done drugs." And this other girl turns to me and goes "Oh, I thought you were." It was a little weird.

I'm quiet and **** so people just assume I'm baked 24/7. It doesn't help that my mom thinks I'm a satanic druggie. Anyone else who isn't a druggie get confused for one?
#2
i act more stoned when i'm sober than when i'm high.

it's kinda weird.
#3
Yeah, I'm the same, I don't do drugs, yet I never sleep or comb my hair, so it looks like I do drugs.
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#7
Once I was walking to school and some kid was walking by me with some other kids and he just pointed at me and said that kid smokes pot and a lot of people think I do
#9
I'm with you, man, I don't do drugs but I always look pretty dazed. Probably doesn't help that I wear dark aviators and say things like groovy and ace...
#10
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i act more stoned when i'm sober than when i'm high.

it's kinda weird.


Same here! When I'm high I'm way more outgoing and I like talking to everyone. But when I'm sober, I usually think about things too much and decide not to say things that I wanna say, and I talk in a real low voice.
#11
I kinda look like a giant stoner, though I don't do drugs often. Everyone assumes I'm roasted out of my **** all the time because my eyes are constantly bloodshot from lack of sleep, and I'm the typical long-haired musician.
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#13
Yep, its teh black bags.
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#14
There's a drug rehab centre down the road from me, and I got chatting to this guy who was outside smoking.

HIM: So, what do you do?
ME: Nothing much, I'm just starting a new job working in car insurance.
HIM: Really? Well, I'm training as a drug counsellor...so, if you help me, maybe I can help you.
ME: Help me with WHAT?

I wouldn't have minded except this came almost exactly a year after I quit drugs...
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#15
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When I had really long hair, a couple of people assumed that, but not anymore.


yeh im the same way when my hair was long i would be just walkin down the street and druggies would be like you know where i can get some rocks but i smoke weed sometimes so im not really sober
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#16
Freshman year, some girl asked if I was high.

I wasn't.
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#17
Im always sleepy so kinda.
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#18
I get high all day, but nobody ever calls me a stoner. I don't act like it either. That **** is just another broad generalization.
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#19
All the time. I'm a pretty lethargic person unless I'm drunk or really excited. Having black half squinty eyes dosent help much.
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#21
i blaze a little with friends and im sure people know and well yeah i look like a mess every morning untill 11 : 00 therefore i must be stoned every morning. i hate how people get like that. :/ although i am sure half of my year group think i'm some meth addict.
#22
Uh, no they don't. You don't know shit about me.
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#23
I always look baked. I don't do drugs though...
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#24
before i smoked in high school there were a bunch of people who always thought i was high, when i did start smoking weed and went to school high, they never said anything. i always thought that was pretty wtf worthy
#25
the opposite for me actually. most people wouldn't guess the shit i get up to.
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#27
the opposite for me actually. most people wouldn't guess the shit i get up to.

Really? I'm pretty sure I saw you lying in a skip injecting heroin and chewing your jeans last week. I didn't say anything though, aren't I nice?
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Really? I'm pretty sure I saw you lying in a skip injecting heroin and chewing your jeans last week. I didn't say anything though, aren't I nice?

i don't even own jeans
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#29
People consider me a stoner. I disagree. I am always booted, though.
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#30
For once reason or another, I had poppers in my school bag, and half my year group decided that this constitutes being a "druggie".
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#32
yeah, when we were sittin around in class before the teacher came in...so it was quite boring, so i started singing a foreigner song in a really high/falsetto voice (I'm sailing away - across the open seas to a new land) & one girls like "so, what kind of drugs are u on" & in the same voice i said "all of them!!" but she didn't believe me
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#33
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Same here! When I'm high I'm way more outgoing and I like talking to everyone. But when I'm sober, I usually think about things too much and decide not to say things that I wanna say, and I talk in a real low voice.


Same here!
#34
Yeah, but I have a very indifferent facial expression. And I don't admit to doing drugs besides with my close friends.
#35
people have tried to but green off me on numerous times, but i guy said to me "do you smoke weed" me, surprised "no, why?" him, "you should think of starting"
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#36
Ummm.... DayQuil doesnt make you feel out of it lol.... thats why they sell DayQuil and NyQuil seperate.... Dayquil is for the day because it doesnt have sleepy stuff in it... nyquil is for the night because it has DXM in it.... or DPH forget which.


But anyways people say that to me all the time.
#37
She was totally out of it from Dayquil? Yeah ok.
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#38
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yeah, when we were sittin around in class before the teacher came in...so it was quite boring, so i started singing a foreigner song in a really high/falsetto voice (I'm sailing away - across the open seas to a new land) & one girls like "so, what kind of drugs are u on" & in the same voice i said "all of them!!" but she didn't believe me


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#39
People think I'm stoned a lot of the time.

To be fair, I am stoned a lot of the time.
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#40
People always ask me if i'm a stoner, it's probably because i've constantly got a joint hanging out of my mouth.

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