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To stop grammar Nazis( only joking, your nice really) im retyping this

Emo guy told my girlfreind he had a dream of beating her up in a horrific manner.
he then claimed to me, after a confrontation, that it wasa vision, and he was concious during the " vision" help pit!!
Last edited by Lespauljames at Jan 20, 2009,
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#5
He's hitting on her.
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#7
you tried to be cleverer than you are.. and it showed by the terrible grammar, and the lack of sense in your post.
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#8
Teh Emo Like Teh Druggen?
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#10
tell him you had a vision you pulled out your 9mm and shot him in face. then do it
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#12
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your girls gonna get raped


Sounds about right.

Some people are just strange, ignore him and he'll stop seeking attention. If not, I pressume you know how to call the police.
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#16
What?
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you tried to be cleverer than you are.. and it showed by the terrible grammar, and the lack of sense in your post.

Cleverer?
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#19
Tell him down the road not across the street.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#20
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Kill the emo. **** your girl.




or you could just....... injure him

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#21
Give the emo a falcon punch




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#22
You use "an" before a word beginning with a vowel... not "a"

And its "tale" not "tail"

Dont listen to emos. Theyre creepy and crazy. Just leave them alone to wallow in their own sorrows.
#23
Is she hot?
P.L.U.R.

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#24
join in
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or you could just....... injure him


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#27
Maybe it was some emo pickup line?
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#28
Kick his ass.

When i first started reading I thought your girlfriend told you she has a tail.
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#29
i think you're worried for no reason. i had a dream a couple of weeks ago that i beat the crap out of a friend of mine, but i wouldn't do that. i also have waking thoughts of doing things that i would never do in reality. it was a little creepy of him to tell her about it if they aren't friends, but don't stress over it.
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#30
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i think you're worried for no reason. i had a dream a couple of weeks ago that i beat the crap out of a friend of mine, but i wouldn't do that. i also have waking thoughts of doing things that i would never do in reality. it was a little creepy of him to tell her about it if they aren't friends, but don't stress over it.


Oh, was he BLACK?!

Seriously, have him visit a shrink.
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#33
Why would you say you're redoing something so the Grammar Gestapo will leave you alone, and commence to misspell words and leave out punctuation (and coherence in general)?

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#37
he's probably not Emo

he's probably a Scene Kid
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#38
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But WHO WAS ON DA PHONE?!


You ruined it with with the extra words...
#40
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Anal punch him.

stinkfist?
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Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
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