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#1
Ever had one?

Well I do now...It's basically a rubber band,that you snap every time you think something bad,do something bad...etc...

I haven't faped for...10 days,and I intend to keep it so for 193 days more

I'm on a strict exercising routine and I'm getting rid of all of my bad habits...

and as good as it is,the pain bracelet sucks...my damn bass player kept repeating the name of a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery hot & beautiful & smart girl I know...must've snapped it like 12 times...

and I just snapped it 3 times now...

and btw no christian masturbation bull**** please...I'm an atheist!

FOR IDIOTS:the band is around my WRIST,NOT penis!
Hodam,a stojim...
Last edited by Azrael_031 at Jan 20, 2009,
#6
So put a rubber band around your penis and snap it when you have a dirty thought?

What kind of darwin device is this?
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#7
Quote by Telecaster7
are you serious, i'd snap the bitch in seconds


Yeah,you internet freaks always do sound macho over the line
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#8
Quote by Jericho114
So put a rubber band around your penis and snap it when you have a dirty thought?

What kind of darwin device is this?


Around my hand dimwit!
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#9
While you were busy buying "Pain bracelet's" i was wanking.

And enjoying it.


So goddam much.


It was intense and incredible.
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#11
Quote by Azrael_031


and btw no christian masturbation bull**** please...I'm an atheist!


Uncalled for mother f^cker.

I have no idea what you're even talking about but I don't like you already.
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#12
Quote by Azrael_031
Around my hand dimwit!


It would work better around your penis.
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#13
I've heard of the same idea with regards to all kinds of things, basically what you're doing is aversion therapy on a small scale.

I've never had one myself and to be honest I don't see why fapping is a bad habit...
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#15
Quote by Azrael_031
Around my hand dimwit!


Well be more specific next time, and be careful who you call a dimwit when you're resorting to self inflicted pain as a method of simple moral control.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#17
Quote by sneyob
Uncalled for mother f^cker.

I have no idea what you're even talking about but I don't like you already.


And I really really...don't give a **** about you not liking me

Have a good day twat
Hodam,a stojim...
#18
Quote by Jericho114
So put a rubber band around your penis and snap it when you have a dirty thought?

What kind of darwin device is this?

lol i sigged that
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#21
Doesn't sound like anything i'd ever do.

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#22
Quote by Jericho114
Well be more specific next time, and be careful who you call a dimwit when you're resorting to self inflicted pain as a method of simple moral control.


Yadda di yadda da..look at me I know so much about psychology...moral control?!

Wanking of is a need,testosterone level doesn't have a lot to do with moral!
Hodam,a stojim...
#23
i dont think Christianity is B.S.
I am personally active with my Youth Group.
I'm not here to tell you that you sound stupid.
Trying to to break habits can be hard,
at least you are trying.
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#24
You could just spend all of your spare time creating threads then insulting everyone who posts in them. This way you simply won't have time to wank.
#25
Quote by Azrael_031
Ever had one?

Well I do now...It's basically a rubber band,that you snap every time you think something bad,do something bad...etc...

I haven't faped for...10 days,and I intend to keep it so for 193 days more

I'm on a strict exercising routine and I'm getting rid of all of my bad habits...

and as good as it is,the pain bracelet sucks...my damn bass player kept repeating the name of a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery hot & beautiful & smart girl I know...must've snapped it like 12 times...

and I just snapped it 3 times now...

and btw no christian masturbation bull**** please...I'm an atheist!

FOR IDIOTS:the band is around my WRIST,NOT penis!

How is beating off a bad habit?
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#27
thats like the first sign of masochism. seriously. and if you dont fap, short having sex, you'll just have wet dreams.
anyway fapping is good for you.

FREE THE FAP
#29
Quote by Azrael_031
Yadda di yadda da..look at me I know so much about psychology...moral control?!

Wanking of is a need,testosterone level doesn't have a lot to do with moral!

Wow...
#30
Quote by Knackersacky
You're Croatian...

Slovenija ftw


I'm a bit more intelligent than that...but I'll bite and go and take a dip in your sea...oops..YOU HAVE NONE

It's so lovely here on the Adriatic
Hodam,a stojim...
#31
Quote by InvaderTSN


Exactly what I was going to say.. Thank you.

Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#32
Quote by walkinbazooka
How is beating off a bad habit?


Can be and can't be..Increases testosterone levels..I don't need those,since they're,bluntly said,opposite of HGH..
Hodam,a stojim...
#33
TS comes across as a twat in most of his replies...
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#34
Quote by Azrael_031
I'm a bit more intelligent than that...but I'll bite and go and take a dip in your sea...oops..YOU HAVE NONE

It's so lovely here on the Adriatic

I'm British, only half Slovenian. So there's quite a lot of coast around an island.

Anyway, I think you'll find Slovenia has something like...28 mies of coastline
#35
Quote by Azrael_031
Ever had one?


and btw no christian masturbation bull**** please...I'm an atheist!

FOR IDIOTS:the band is around my WRIST,NOT penis!


dude... i hope that you turn into a tree, get cut down, and they print the bible on you
#37
Quote by Knackersacky
I'm British, only half Slovenian. So there's quite a lot of coast around an island.

Anyway, I think you'll find Slovenia has something like...28 mies of coastline


You're not local?Then **** off,you don't even know what I'm talking about!

EDIT:also googling for ****,doesn't even make you LOOK smart!
Hodam,a stojim...
#38
Quote by KVH
dude... i hope that you turn into a tree, get cut down, and they print the bible on you



way to steal a joke
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#39
Quote by Azrael_031
Can be and can't be..Increases testosterone levels..I don't need those,since they're,bluntly said,opposite of HGH..


You don't need testosterone? Have fun with your new vagina.

Quote by Azrael_031
You're not local?Then **** off,you don't even know what I'm talking about!

EDIT:also googling for ****,doesn't even make you LOOK smart!


I lived there for long enough
Last edited by Knackersacky at Jan 20, 2009,
#40
Human Growth Hormone?
Could that be why most of your posts are so antisocial and angry?

You'd be much more pleasant if you just "vented" a bit.
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