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#1
(I searched)

We are the lowest form of internet life. We are always the last to load the hilarious youtube video we've been linked to in a thread. We are dial-up users.

Who else is stuck with it?
#3
Get away from me ruffian, I'm trying to watch Pineapple Express for free on YouTube.

*trundles off with cane, duly noting the time with his golden pocketwatch*

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
An example of my pain: I'm trying to load pt 1. of a cowboy bebop episode, and i've loaded 4 minutes in an HOUR
#5
Quote by dio_dude
An example of my pain: I'm trying to load pt 1. of a cowboy bebop episode, and i've loaded 4 minutes in an HOUR

I pity you

*throws a farthing on the floor*

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
I feel ya, man.. I got screwed over by my ISP.

"Wireless internet flatrate 2 MB for only 20 Euros a month!"

me:"hot damn! I'll take it!"

/several Youtube videos later

me:"wtf? how come it doesn't get higher than 56k?"

ISP:"OOoooh we're sorry, but we forgot to tell you that the 2 MB/s speed is only for the first downloaded 5 Gigs everymonth. after that, we fuck yo--- I mean knock you down two 56k. Have a nice day!"

me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
#7
i might as well have dial up, i have AT&T, it's super slow and never even loads all the pictures in a page.
#8
I have dialup internet too...40kbs...it's so slow.

I made a thread on it half a year ago or so, and everyone posted huge pictures, I still haven't been able to load them =[.

I hate it so much, too slow...It did a really good thing for me once though, will explain if asked.
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Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#10
at the moment its 8 kbs.
it sucks. the most. ever.
i get excited when it gets to 30.
O HAIII. ;]
#11
I'm getting 100mbit soon ^.^

But yeah... I remember the days.
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#13
i recently got 1mb, dial up sucks, but with the high speed i got if i go over 200mb a day the entire next day is even slower than 56kb
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#14
Quote by _manda
at the moment its 8 kbs.
it sucks. the most. ever.
i get excited when it gets to 30.
Oh my christ I thought I had it bad, you have it about 10 times worse than me!
#15
Quote by Kensai
I'm getting 100mbit soon ^.^

But yeah... I remember the days.


You were one of the people who posted a huge picture in my dialup thread!


Also, forgot to mention before, my 40kbs is being shared between two computers.
Quote by Minkaro
Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#17
Quote by Kensai
I'm getting 100mbit soon ^.^

But yeah... I remember the days.


*shakes fist*
#18
Broadband is pretty cheap now days, is it just where you live thats stopping you from getting it?
#19
I'm surprised no huge pictures have been posted yet, to be honest.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
Quote by Cyanide176
Broadband is pretty cheap now days, is it just where you live thats stopping you from getting it?



my stupid apartment building doesn't have any more land wires for broadband, if I were to get one installed I'd have to pay 100 Euros.

I'll suffer...
#21
Quote by Kensai
I'm getting 100mbit soon ^.^

But yeah... I remember the days.



don't you just love Sweden


edit: I'm on 100mbit, which means i download about 10mb/sec. It rocks!

8kb/sec, wow dude, thats so bad. Where the hell do you live?
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#22
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I'm surprised no huge pictures have been posted yet, to be honest.


The pic that CoreysMonster posted was huge enough to take me several minutes to load...even though it was fairly small.
Quote by Minkaro
Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#23
Quote by Cyanide176
Broadband is pretty cheap now days, is it just where you live thats stopping you from getting it?
no, it's my stubborn mother and her damn stubborn ways

I should club her in the kneecaps and take the laptop to a safe place where broadband is free.
#24
Don't hate, appreciate

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don't you just love Sweden

We have so much broadband we're trippin' it
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#27
Does it actually operate at those speed or is it British terms of 'Up to 100M/bit, but actually only ever 4.2'
#28
Quote by JackalUK
Does it actually operate at those speed or is it British terms of 'Up to 100M/bit, but actually only ever 4.2'


No it's fo realz.

Swedes are very careful of their broadband.
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#29
Quote by dio_dude
Oh my christ I thought I had it bad, you have it about 10 times worse than me!



i know
its not so bad whilst on the internet, but downloading and stuff sucks. D:
O HAIII. ;]
#30
How do people fap with dial-up, i would be like loading porn on a ZK spectrum or an Amstrad
#32
Quote by JackalUK
How do people fap with dial-up, i would be like loading porn on a ZK spectrum or an Amstrad

They must have to use their imagination...


*shudder*
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#33
I have broadband, that cuts out when the phone rings.
It's odd. And very slooooooooooow.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#34
Quote by el-ECTRO
I have broadband, that cuts out when the phone rings.
It's odd. And very slooooooooooow.


Looks like...

your broadband got...

phowned... ->

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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#35
What is this dialup you speak of?


Nah, I remember what it felt like...
Took 2 hours to download a 20 min tv show
#36
I shall not compliment kensai's silly pun with laughter.

I shall, however, clap my wrists together as a sign of approval and amusement.



good day, chaps!
#37
Hah, i used to live on a farm miles from town, 448k dsl was as good as it got (it took 4 years to even get them to install it).

Now days i have dsl running at 6mb/s, i is laffin
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#38
I have 8Mb/sec wireless but i have downloaded so much that they have pegged it at like 4kb/sec. Normally they only peg it to like 50kb/sec. it sucks so much
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#39
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Looks like...

your broadband got...

phowned... ->

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


formalize it.


#40
Quote by JackalUK
How do people fap with dial-up, i would be like loading porn on a ZK spectrum or an Amstrad
I can fap with dialup.
Redtube loads about the same time as youtube thankfully
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