#1
So I was doing my job as radio producer at local hospital radio, minding my own business setting intros and outros...when this big hairy guy came in with a DVD of his own songs...he said he was trying to break into the business and asked if I had any contacts

So I finally got round to putting this DVD in my comp and...oh dear it is so bad

His voice is terrible and the mixing is horrendous, the volume is all over the place.

I know he's gonna find me again and ask what I thought...should I do the 'you should go on the X Factor' trick?

Still processing but it'll work soon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVcmUKLGtYM
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Last edited by Liam. at Jan 21, 2009,
#2
Just tell him it's nothing you want to be a part of.
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#3
Tell him he's on his way, but that he'll have to make some improvements before he can get some airplay, then give him a few tips.
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#4
Thanks alot man, I put a lot of work into that DVD. Ungrateful little bastard.
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#5
tell him the truth

if he's a decent person he'll respect your honesty, if not the he's not worth knowing

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#9
Upped a clip from my favourite song...still processing though
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#10
So what, Malmsteen wanted you to play his DVD, no biggie.
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#11
I paused the Great Gig in the Sky on my iTunes... FOR THAT!
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#13
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So what, Malmsteen wanted you to play his DVD, no biggie.




Just make an excuse for why you aren't passing them on and then be done with it, I'm doing a similar thing right now with a band that wants me to join, (they aren't bad, I just don't like their style but they really want me to join).
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#14
Just try to be nice about it. Say something to the effect of "Well, you've got some good ideas going here, but it could use a little work. You should try to clean it up just a little bit."

If he gets all offended at that, then he shouldn't be going into the music business anyway.
#15
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Thanks alot man, I put a lot of work into that DVD. Ungrateful little bastard.


I lol'd...while in a lecture hall in front of complete strangers.

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#16
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I lol'd...while in a lecture hall in front of complete strangers.


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#20
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i didnt think it was THAT bad...


Neither did I. He needs some better vocal control, but it wasn't HORRIBLE.
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#21
tell him to actually go on the xfactor and that you have no worthwhile contacts.


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Thanks alot man, I put a lot of work into that DVD. Ungrateful little bastard.


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#24
Well, I liked it.
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#27
.....im sorry, i just dont see a big hairy guy making a song like that....

just run faster tom, run
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#28
Tell him you showed it to your boss and he has decided to pass on it, but you were happy with it. Then ask him if he lieks Mudkipz...or buttzeckz