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#1
Go!
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#3
are you sure you're a girl?


do you mind what i cum?


why am i in thise thread?
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#4
When's the baby due?
Opie and Anthony Fan
XM 202 | SIRIUS 197
Linger Longer
#5
*Anything intellectual*

or

How is babby formed?
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#6
I smell your vagina

EDIT: Yeah I failed

Do I smell your vagina? Smells fishy
This is my sig, isn't it

AWESOME?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#8
Why are you so fat? Seriously thats badddddd.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#9
Uhm...try practical non creepy ones guys.
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#10
Do you know where I got these scars?
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#11
'How much do you weigh?'

Or, apparently,

'How old are you?'
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#13
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
'How old are you?'


Nothing bad about that.

Asking that question has saved me from many a court case.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#15
Quote by rabidguitarist
Do you know where I got these scars?

Seems like some guy got royally thrashed for using that in a different context just yesterday or so, and you were one of the thrashers...

"So, like, are you pregnant?"
"What kind of zit cream do you use?"
"How come you look so tired?"
"Ever wonder what it would feel like to be stabbed repeatedly?"

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#17
"You hide your moustache well, any tips?"

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#18
Where's my dinner, woman?


Oh... this is the 'never ask'.

My bad.
Ibanez RG350DX
Randall RH150G3
Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
Roland Cube 60
Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


mmmmm


Guitar fund - £300/???
Help me out guise!!1!
#19
Make me a sammich you skivvy
Pour me a beer you wench
Last edited by Hakanku at Jan 21, 2009,
#20
^^^ not questions!

Quote by rabidguitarist
Nothing bad about that.

Asking that question has saved me from many a court case.

I don't know. It seems to be one of the things you don't ask a lady.


DISCLAIMER - This rule was probably set by some jealous old bint.
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#22
You look just like my mother did when she was younger!

Do you look like my mother, or does my mother look like you?
Last edited by Våd Hamster at Jan 21, 2009,
#24
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
^^^ not questions!


Yeah, you're right. You don't ask a lady questions, you give them orders.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#25
oh sorry love i'v got to bail on you now


coronation street is on


do you want to finish yourself of?
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
#26
and just how did you get OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

Quote by FFTLxx

muhat gandy
+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#27
Quote by DimebagJosho
Where's my dinner, woman?

Any relationship with a female, platonic or otherwise, will benefit greatly if you always refer to her as Woman. Do it.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#29
When's the last time you had an STI check.
You dont have the clap do you, cause my knobs itchy.
How often do you shave your balls?
#30
Rape?
Pink Floyd is Teh Best


Xbox Gamertag = Nick Schro

Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high
#31
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
^^^ not questions!


Depends on the tone, if ya raise your voice nearer the end you'll be successfull in making it in to a question.....or sounding like an aussie.
#32
"Wooaah, where did you get your drivers license?!"
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#33
"What are you doing out of the kitchen!?"

...


EDIT: at Kensai's post!!!
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
Last edited by sincewhen?? at Jan 21, 2009,
#36
would you mind not turning around so much? how am i supposed to finish with that looking at me?
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

Quote by FFTLxx

muhat gandy
+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#38
^^ Napoleon Dynamite?
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#40
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
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