#1
My corkscrew has broken on me and nobody around here has one. Can anyone suggest an alternative way of getting the cork out of the bottle. I've already tried to rape it, fap on it, turned it in a barrel roll and i came blood on it earlier. Any other ideas?
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#4
break the bottle.
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#5
fork didn't work either, and no i don't have a drill. wish i did
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#7
Push it down in the bottle
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#8
Get a pen (or pencil), jam the corkscrew. If it goes in the bottle, pour the liquid out and filter it to get anny cork bits out. That's a last resort though. Hmm...vice grip?
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#10
i'm going to try jamming various objects into the cork in an effort to get it out. here goes.
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#15
Drink a lemonade instead!
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#16
screw a regular screw into it then pull it out with pliers
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#18
i would push it in, but my mate did that yesterday and the bottle shattered and i'm not risking that.
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#19
Either push it in, being careful not to spray wine everywhere, or stick a kitchen knife into the cork (deep), and then turn the cork while pulling it out slightly at the same time.
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#20
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My corkscrew has broken on me and nobody around here has one. Can anyone suggest an alternative way of getting the cork out of the bottle. I've already tried to rape it, fap on it, turned it in a barrel roll and i came blood on it earlier. Any other ideas?


Why would you want to drink it if its covered in cum and blood?
You people disgust me.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#23
drive a nail/screw into it and twist and pull
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#24
Drill a hole in the bottle and use it like a tap.
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#26
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buy a new bottle opener?

jesus christ.


i do apologise if i've wasted your time, i assumed pit goers would gather that either

a) i can't be arsed going to buy one
b) all the shops are shut

nobody made you click on this thread. i've managed to open it now anyway with the magic of pliers that i found under my desk. problem solved
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#28
I'm glad you got it open, but in the future do this. Stand up on a hard surface (for stability). Put the bottle to your lips and suck as hard as you can. Don't worry if you start to get lightheaded, just keep going. When you wake up, I believe you'll find that the wine is no longer trapped inside the bottle. Enjoy!
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