#1
So my friend was telling me how he was leaving a grocery store when these Jehovah's Witness people chase him down and give him a brochure,
he was making paper airplanes when he discovered this picture that proves that JW's are bears in disguise spreading bear propaganda!

I knew they were up to something!

Only bears would make a picture where kids are playing with a grizzly

(****ty quality, it was my cell phone)
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#4
i've never ever come across Jehovas Witnesses, i wish i could it would make fun time
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#10
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I'll go alert Shadowenspirit and Metalology!

I was thinking the same thing...
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#14
"Humans will be at peace with one another and with the animals."
Last time I checked, the last person to try and be at peace with the bears got mauled.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#15
Quote by FruscianteFan77
http://watchtower.org/e/20020808/article_01.htm

Kind of related, show's their interests in bears.


See?
How would they know that much about bears?
Unless...
They ARE bears!!?!?!

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So If I become a JW... I can befriend Bears!!!?!

sing me up


Noooo!!!

That's what they want you to think!

Then they eat you
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


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#17
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"Humans will be at peace with one another and with the animals."
Last time I checked, the last person to try and be at peace with the bears got mauled.

We should get the bear cavalry and see how friendly they think animals truly are.

But seriously, wtf? I wish these people had a basic understanding of genetics, psychology, and biology, Oh wait...science is a thing of the devil...never mind.
#19
Seriously,
it all makes sense now...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM