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#5
"I pumped that ass even faster, faster than Amish meth-head churns butter."

funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
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#7
Where?! Wheres the anus!
Sail upon the open skies
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#8
...

Why did you post that?

EDIT: Why did I read that?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#10
ohhhhhhhhhh..........................kay....................
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Groll you're a bloody genius

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wow
im "talking" to the future greatest director in the world
PRIVELAGED


member #9 of "The Beatles really are the greatest

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#14
So I read that wall and thought "There is no way this thread is still open"

I was wrong.

And that was disgusting
#16
The bed sheets: Killed in Action. A total loss.



Pure Quality.

Still very disturbing though.
Posted from Ubuntu.

Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
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pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#18
Fair.

Bodacious Bob

Schecter Omen 7 Extreme
Ibanez RGR08LTD BK
Behringer TU-100
EHX Metal Muff
Boss MT-2
GLX EQ-100
Marshall VS15


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#19
Like a sawed off shotgun?
Commando of the Bass Militia PM Nutter_101 to join maggot!

I
#23
oh. my. god.


wow
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#25
Very well written.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God.” I murmured, completely shell-shocked.


The trajectory of the diarrhea spray was similar to buck-shot in a sawed-off shotgun; it was everywhere.


This is something Tucker Max would come up with.
#26
"the piston pumping in and out so fast my **** became a complete blur, her hand rubbing her clit like she was trying to start a friction-fire in her pussy."

#29
,

I'd have called her back again after that!
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#30
Sir, why would you post that?
Why you FIND that?
Why the farck did i read that?
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Metal_Hed_23, will you marry me?


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If she takes her pill properly and you still pill out or use a condom, just quit having sex altogether. The damn pill was built so that you can ride bareback and film your own creampie movies afterwards.
#31
Quote by SmashandBurn
Teacher: "There will be a test tomorrow no exceptions."

Student: "What about complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

Teacher: "You'll just have to write with your other hand."

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Lesbian Link ladies. Oh yes.
#32
If you liked that, you will LOVE this one.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Quote by Max Tucker
..."Did you...did you just...**** on my dick??"

I reached down to touch the liquid feces, still in complete and utter disbelief that this girl shot explosive diarrhea on my penis, when, without warning, the smell hit me.

I have a very sensitive nose, and I have never been more repulsed by a smell in my life. The combination of synthetic AstroGlide and rancid stench of raw fecal matter combined to turn my stomach, which was full of seafood, veal and wine, completely over.

I tried to hold it back. I really did everything I could to stop myself, but there are certain physical reactions that are beyond conscious control. Before I knew what I was doing, it just came out:

"BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

I vomited all over her ass. Into her crack. Into her asshole. On her ass cheeks. On the small of her back. Everywhere.

She turned her head, said, "Tucker, what are you doing?," saw me vomiting on her, screamed "Oh my God!," and immediately joined me:

"BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

Watching her throw up on my bed made me vomit even more. Her vomiting all over my bed, me vomiting on her ass, the next step was almost inevitable.

I heard the loud CRASH first, turned to see my friend break through the shutters and rip the closet door off as he, the video camera, and the door tumbled out of the closet and crashed onto the floor next to us:

"BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"...


Priceless.
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#33
well thats just dandy. thanks for turning those past 8 minutes or so to ****.


/terrible pun
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#36
he has a way with words...i must admit, like no other


+ =


i seriously imagine him silently going right after it happened!
Peavey XXX combo *upgraded screen resistors, Tung-Sol's, and 6L6's*
Schecter Syn Std. * modded, scalloped, and worn*
Schecter C-1 Elite *still sexy*
Ibanez AEL 12-string

"He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts"
#37
Beautiful.

A masterpiece of modern prose.
Gear:
Dean MS STD V w/ Dimebucker
Dean ML '79
Jackson DKMGT
Randall RG75
Peavey Bandit 112
Boss NS-2
#39
hahah
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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