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#1
You see, it's my mate's 18th birthday party on the 2nd. And he doesn't realise I'm gonna be there since we're in different countries, but I'm flying over.

What I need is the most epic, awesome yet not obscenely expensive, party crashing idea ever. And since there are few places like the Pit for coming up with these ideas, I turn it over to you, good sirs and occasional madames.
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#4
dress up like a pizza delivery man.

like get a fake name tag or something, and just buy a pizza. wear a hat, and maybe a fake moustache.
#5
run into the party naked and run around screaming your head off.

it'll get everyone's attention.
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#6
Whenever I go to a party, I bring a baby and bite his head off just to let everyone know that I'm the sh!t.
#7
Walk in with a ski mask and a gun. Take one of his loved ones at gun point, now remember it must be a loaded gun. Scream some form of "everybody get down," but with many profanities in it. Now once he get's really emotionally involved and says take me instead, you let the loved one go and grab him, but while the loved one's walking away, you shoot the loved one in the back. Spin him towards you, take the mask off, and scream,"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#8
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That kid with the lame arse sunglasses already did that.

EDIT- Goest= There's gonna be women there also, so no chance of starting a massive Union Jake. He's already been involved in one before.
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#9
I second the pizza guy notion, except cut a hole in the box and the pizza and stick your dick inside it. When your friend opens the box jizz all over him.

If that doesn't work give him a chasity belt as a gift
#10
Surprise buttsex him.

Or crash through the part on a dirtbike/quad while screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER****ER!"
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#11
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Walk in with a ski mask and a gun. Take one of his loved ones at gun point, now remember it must be a loaded gun. Scream some form of "everybody get down," but with many profanities in it. Now once he get's really emotionally involved and says take me instead, you let the loved one go and grab him, but while the loved one's walking away, you shoot the loved one in the back. Spin him towards you, take the mask off, and scream,"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!"

you just about made me spit my lunch on the computer
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Walk in with a ski mask and a gun. Take one of his loved ones at gun point, now remember it must be a loaded gun. Scream some form of "everybody get down," but with many profanities in it. Now once he get's really emotionally involved and says take me instead, you let the loved one go and grab him, but while the loved one's walking away, you shoot the loved one in the back. Spin him towards you, take the mask off, and scream,"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!"





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#14
What would be epic about the pizza guy idea? It's been done round my old neighbourhood anyway, so it can't work.
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#16
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That kid with the lame arse sunglasses already did that.

EDIT- Goest= There's gonna be women there also, so no chance of starting a massive Union Jake. He's already been involved in one before.


Awww, bollocks....


Uhh...Rent the Prestige anyway and see if it leads to an all-out COHF thing....

I don't know...I'm out of ideas....

EDIT: If it indeed does, then we must compare results with Union_Jake's study.
#17
Bring a giraffe with you from where you coming from and ride it to his party after you get off the plane. After you arrive, have the giraffe shit all over his birthday cake and yell, SURPRISE!
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#18
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wear a fake moustache.

pretend someone hired a male stripper.

Given that we once crashed a hot girl's party together as male strippers...
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#19
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Awww, bollocks....


Uhh...Rent the Prestige anyway and see if it leads to an all-out COHF thing....

I don't know...I'm out of ideas....

EDIT: If it indeed does, then we must compare results with Union_Jake's study.

Once on a fieldtrip, he started a Union Jake with American Pie:Beta House on his iPod touch. I go out to take a piss, next thing I know I come back and see five men with their hands inside their sleeping bags looking suspiciously like they may be masturbating.

Two days later, I get home and see Union Jake's thread. If it wasn't for the fact that he hates the English (he's Scottish) I would have believed they were the same guy.
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#20
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Once on a fieldtrip, he started a Union Jake with American Pie:Beta House on his iPod touch. I go out to take a piss, next thing I know I come back and see five men with their hands inside their sleeping bags looking suspiciously like they may be masturbating.

Two days later, I get home and see Union Jake's thread. If it wasn't for the fact that he hates the English (he's Scottish) I would have believed they were the same guy.


...Epically gay...
#21
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Bring a giraffe with you from where you coming from and ride it to his party after you get off the plane. After you arrive, have the giraffe shit all over his birthday cake and yell, SURPRISE!


Giraffe might be a bit hard. Maybe a kangaroo?
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#22
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Giraffe might be a bit hard. Maybe a kangaroo?



Even better.
Sail upon the open skies
#23
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you just about made me spit my lunch on the computer



Thanks


Wait, were do you live that you're eating lunch right now? It's 11:00 p.m for me right now.
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#25
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run into the party naked and run around screaming your head off.

it'll get everyone's attention.

+1, hell man, we can all run naked through the party. Almost like the rockettes, only male and chubby.
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#26
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+1, hell man, we can all run naked through the party. Almost like the rockettes, only male and chubby.

You mean, ket the entire population of the pit to a sh*tty little town in NZ just to help gatecrash a party?

I can dream...
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#27
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Once on a fieldtrip, he started a Union Jake with American Pie:Beta House on his iPod touch. I go out to take a piss, next thing I know I come back and see five men with their hands inside their sleeping bags looking suspiciously like they may be masturbating.

Two days later, I get home and see Union Jake's thread. If it wasn't for the fact that he hates the English (he's Scottish) I would have believed they were the same guy.


Well, it's not called an "iPod Touch" for nothing...
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#28
Mail yourself to him.
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#29
drive through the wall of the party room.
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#30
rent a helicopter and fly to the front door or the roof or something.
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#32
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rent a helicopter and fly to the front door or the roof or something.

Too expensive.

At this stage I reckon I'll go in as a gunman, or maybe hire a troupe of strippers.
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#33
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That makes sense.

Lalwz, sometime I think everyone is in the same timezone as me
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#34
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You mean, ket the entire population of the pit to a sh*tty little town in NZ just to help gatecrash a party?

I can dream...

Well, i'll help at least.

No seriously, i love showing my dick to strangers.
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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#35
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#36
Call him/ mail him pretending to be someone else saying you died in a car accident on your way to surprise him for his birthday. Then when he's convinced your dead Climb out of a grave you dug in his backyard dressed like a zombie!!!

Then cum blood on his shoes.
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#37
Parachute through his front window.
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#38
step 1 have friends of his kidnap him early morning on his bday blindfold and gag required.
step 2 have him taken to a secluded location, add creepy music at said location
step 3 you walk closer to him with a revved up chainsaw (no chain, well hopefully)
step 4 after hes done ****ting himself in fear turn of the saw take of his blindfold and scream gotcha, then take a picture of you beside him with the saw
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
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#39
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Too expensive.

At this stage I reckon I'll go in as a gunman, or maybe hire a troupe of strippers.


I reckon that would be quite a good entrance either way.
#40
Hide in his fridge, totally naked but with some kind of war paint on. When he comes to open it, jump out and yell 'I AM FRIDGAKHOR AND THIS IS THE FRIDGAPOCALYPSE!!!' Then you p1ss on him and run away.

I might have posted that idea in response to something else, ages ago, but it's more appropriate here.
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