#1
If you look back on some of my threads, you may notice a poster named username94 joking around with me. We know eachother in real life and we're very good friends. Anyways, we were talking on facebook and he told me this story (I copy pasted it):

Quote by username94

Ok. So I'm watching Lost right? And I REALLY needed to pee. So I message Dom and ask how bad it would be to piss in a cup. He doesn't reply so I do it. So I piss in the cup and it fill's up VERY quicly. It splashes out of the cup and lands on the floor. Looking at the piss covered floor, I fail to realize that I'm still pissing in the cup.
So the piss flows over and out of the cup. At this point the floor is soaked in piss.
But my bladder is empty.

Then. The best part...
I was watching Lost in my parents room. There floor is now filled with piss xD

And then...a commercial comes on and I could have ****ing pissed



He can't get on UG right now so he told me to post it. I lol'd .
#8
Quote by goest
What a dick.

How does that make me a dick ya dick?
Anywhoo, true story. I should have posted it myself but I did not.
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#9
And...?


If it smells like spam, and looks like spam, and I deem it spam....

What is this thread.

Answer: *reported*
#11
Quote by Freddedonna
Who the **** messages one of his friends to tell him he's gonna piss in a cup???

Haha, we are nerdy, immature 15 year olds.
#12
And I messaged him because I knew he would think it was hilarious and he did.
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#13
Quote by username94
How does that make me a dick ya dick?
Anywhoo, true story. I should have posted it myself but I did not.


Obviously because you don't have a TV in your own room to watch LOST on. Christ, kid, get with the times.
#14
Quote by i_killed_bill
And...?


If it smells like spam, and looks like spam, and I deem it spam....

What is this thread.

Answer: *reported*


How is this spam? He was telling a funny story, you're just being a fun sponge. Go look up spam in the dictionary. This thread is most certainly not a canned meat.
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.