Poll: my plan?
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sucks
3 5%
depends if you can pull it off
13 22%
go for it
29 50%
have fun looking like a faggot the rest of the semester
13 22%
Voters: 58.
#1
I'm taking public speaking 101, and our first speech is to introduce a member of the class. As an attention catcher in previous speeches people have pretended to be in car accidents, freak out and storm out of the classroom, ect... I'm going to take it a step further- I'm going to act like a goddamn pirate with a story to tell. (Complete with eye patch and embarrassingly bad accent).

So here's what I've got so far:

(Dramatic tone) Johnette Yancy… the very mention of her name inspires fear, wonder… awe. The mythical figure we know her as today began her start many moons ago. She was born with a rare medical condition called pituitary gigantism, from which the continuous release of growth hormone causes her body to never stop growing. While this may confuse some of you seeing her apparent height (She's 5'3"), it immediately becomes obvious once you realize she is over ten-thousand years old. That’s right ladies and germs, she is also immortal. For the first several hundred years of her life she was as tiny as a thimble, racing for dear life from monstrous spiders and rats. And I know what you all must be thinkin’- ‘Is he really going to talk like a pirate the entire speech?’ (Out of character) And the answer is no. But now that I have your attention and you all think I’m crazy, please let me introduce the fine young lady sitting in the front row.

Hopefully by embarrassing the living **** out of myself on our first assignment the rest of the speeches will be easier. So does my plan suck, or am I brilliant?
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#2
DO whatever feels best for ya.

EDIT: And.. WIN.
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#4
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#5
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#9
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#10
Consider the first few posts as an official approval of a definite attention catcher.

Just DO IT.
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#11
Great plan. I bet the other speeches will be a breeze if you can do this. Good luck!
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#13
Sorry, I went with the last one. Unless you're naturally funny that is, in which case, you could probably pull it off.
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#14
last option.


and go for it!


i read as far as "act like a goddamn pirate" and i stopped. i knew it was brilliant at that point and saw no need to read any more of it.
#16
I'd like for the class to get the joke, but if they don't, I'm betting I WILL have their attention. I'm going to uni in the fall anyway so **** the stupid ****ers. Btw, yay for new meds.
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#17
Ok but practice by reading it with full Sturm and Drang, in front of the mirror, naked.

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#20
It depends how you pull it off, you could be funny or the much higher chance of looking like a tool (not an insult, just the truth). Also it'd be more effective is you threw something(s).
#22
Brilliant!

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