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There is this chick named Donna at my work and she is kinda hot. She is like 45 or something and is pretty cool too.

The other day I asked her what she was up to after work and she said "nothin much, just gonna go home and have a glass of wine and watch a movie", so I said "cool sounds fun" and she asked me what I was up to.

Well anyways, she basically invited me over jokingly and I said "yeah" which surprised her I think. She has a 15 year old kid so I was kinda weirded out but he was at a Snowboarding camp for a week with school so I figured it would be cool.

Anyways, I went over and she had a nice place, she offered me some wine and I think she was pretty tipsy because she was being quite flirtatious.

So after the bottle of wine ran out she asked me if I wanted anything and left the house to goto the liquor store across the street and since I'm not 21 she told me to just wait at her house. While she was gone I had a look around and peaked in her bedroom, she came home quicker than usual and saw me looking in her room, I was caught off guard but she was friendly and said "the beds comfy sit on it if you want, and it was like a water bed of some sorts. She left again, and came back and turned the TV on in her room and sat down beside me. She asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said no, and about 25 minutes later she was being quite touchy. She had her feet on mine and I thought I'd get a piece.

Anyways..I didn't get anything. I was quite upset and she said "with work and her son and ex-husband it would all get to complicated, and said but I don't mind"

Promptly she put her hand on my pants and undid my zipper. It was like out of porno movie lol she just pulled my dick out through the zipper and started playing with it then she gave me a blowjob and swallowed it. I was like "wheeew that was coo"

Never thought I'd get action from a 45 yr old woman. I gotta say it was pretty cool- kinda like a weird fantasy or something. Anyways I don't know what to do tomorrow at work, I have a feeling things are gonna be strange lol.

I could go for another BJ though. She was a giver thats for sure lol. Bangin her would be wierd but I think I would if I could. Kinda freaks me out though, I mean if she got pregnant or something it would be ****ed up lol...


Any milf stories? Should I bang this chick??

Tl/dr: I got a BJ from this milf at my work who has been aroused since the story of my "out of control libido" got around work after I got caught jerking it in the bathroom lol
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Where in NY? My mom's name is Donna..

Lol.

So you're also that idiot that posted about pullin yourself off at work in the bathroom.

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Where in NY? My mom's name is Donna..


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#13
You should totally bang her while listening to norwegian wood. At work I would be subtly flirtatious, and just sport your **** like its no big deal.
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Just think, in ten years, she won't look so hot anymore.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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Where in NY? My mom's name is Donna..



lol in Mt. Kisco, Does she work at the A&P on North Bedford road?
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lol in Mt. Kisco, Does she work at the A&P on North Bedford road?


so lemme get this straight... You banged this said "milf" at an A&P? even if this did happen, which there is zero chance it did, that's so unforgivable...
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Did you just document the first 15 - 20 minutes of a porno you were watching?


To quote Jared Padalecki in Supernatural "Dude, you're mistaking a porno with reality again."
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i love you more than words can express jean.


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so lemme get this straight... You banged this said "milf" at an A&P? even if this did happen, which there is zero chance it did, that's so unforgivable...


Nah I was at her apartment.
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Nah I was at her apartment.


did her apartment happen to have Brazzers branded on the bottom right corner...
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#29
Its funny because DMX apparently lives near Mt Kisco because he was in the store one time and I was watching him and his crew and one of them was flirting with Donna. I think she gets around and she has jungle fever too if you know what I mean lol.
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hahaha
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Its funny because DMX apparently lives near Mt Kisco because he was in the store one time and I was watching him and his crew and one of them was flirting with Donna. I think she gets around and she has jungle fever too if you know what I mean lol.


TOOT! TOOT!
Here comes the bullsh1t brigade...
DMX is in prison asshole....
#34
I don't know whether to believe this or not.
But it's a damn good follow up to that jerk-off-at-work story.

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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TOOT! TOOT!
Here comes the bullsh1t brigade...
DMX is in prison asshole....



This was like 2 years ago. (the dmx thing). He lives in Bedford look it up.
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TOOT! TOOT!
Here comes the bullsh1t brigade...
DMX is in prison asshole....


"One time" doesn't have to mean recently.... though I find this story highly sketchy without pics or some other kind of evidence..
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This was like 2 years ago. (the dmx thing). He lives in Bedford look it up.

even though he was sentenced on dec. 31..god wikipedia is a wonderfull thing, I'm going to with the classic pit mantra of pictures or it REALLY didn't happen.
unless your name is peter north.
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even though he was sentenced on dec. 31..god wikipedia is a wonderfull thing, I'm going to with the classic pit mantra of pictures or it REALLY didn't happen.
unless your name is peter north.


I'm pretty sure he means the DMX being there was 2 years ago, not his recent sentence.
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