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#1
Milf, Gmilf Whatever! Post em up if they're still hotties....

I was watching Jumper the other day and I was looking at Diane Lane and Dayum




She's 44


.
.....ahem..





edit: OH and for you ladies post guys to I suppose
Last edited by l33TgUiT@rd00d at Jan 22, 2009,
#4
Quote by skaterskagg1
how old is old? like what are we talking, 35+ or what?


I think the older the better (for this thread, not in general)



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#5
Michelle Pfeiffer is pretty hot for a 50+ yearold
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#6
some hot chicks on tv most probs.


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Jennie from my work - yeah


so you're from SOUTHSEA eh? hehehe


i'll be down there to tell her for you!
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#7
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#8
Quote by skaterskagg1
how old is old? like what are we talking, 35+ or what?



I'd probaly say like 40+
#10
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#11
Dude...you're 19. Every woman is older than you....

Talk about fail...
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#12
Me and my mates were discussing this today, and came to one conclusion...



Fiona Bruce. Yes please.
#14
Quote by Blackbullet
Carol Vorderman


This is true, I always thought Anthea Turner was pretty hot too but I might be crazy.
#15
Quote by BloodMoon666
Dude...you're 19. Every woman is older than you....

Talk about fail...



A fews posts above me I said 40+ my friend
#16
Can I do older men?
Eddie Vedder

Christian Bale

Brad Pitt

Hugh Jackman

Daniel Craig

Jason Statham


K, I'm done.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#17
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Can I do older men?
Eddie Vedder

Christian Bale

Brad Pitt

Hugh Jackman

Daniel Craig

Jason Statham


K, I'm done.



Yeah I forgot to post that!!

I wasnt thinking that the 5 girls on UG were going to be on right now my bad
#19
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Carol Vorderman

Someone get this man a goddamn internets.
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#20
my girls 60 months older then me, so her

i win?
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#22
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
Yeah I forgot to post that!!

I wasnt thinking that the 5 girls on UG were going to be on right now my bad

Oh shush

I had some pretty good choices though right? I know someone would go gay for a few of those guys on my list.

For my older woman, it would have to be Dita Von Teese..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#25
one of my teachers


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#26
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Can I do older men?

*lots of pictures and names*

K, I'm done.


You do realize that men become more better-looking with age while women do not, thus you should be saying which young(er) guys you'd still bang?

And TS - I missed that. Still you should've stated that in your OP
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#27
Quote by BloodMoon666
You do realize that men become more better-looking with age while women do not, thus you should be saying which young(er) guys you'd still bang?


Uh..no
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#29
Quote by BloodMoon666
You do realize that men become more better-looking with age while women do not, thus you should be saying which young(er) guys you'd still bang?

And TS - I missed that. Still you should've stated that in your OP


Guys don't get better looking with age, but they start to look more "rugged", and age better than women.


Not that I'm gay or anything.
#30
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Can I do older men?

Christian Bale


I'm a straight dude, but i must admit Christian Bale is one good lookin' dude. As for older women ... umm Salma Hayek anyone?
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holy **** awesome win right there

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/win!
#31
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Uh..no

how do girls feel about being told that they DON'T get better with age? i've always wanted their opinion.
#32
Quote by filthandfury
Guys don't get better looking with age, but they start to look more "rugged", and age better than women.


Not that I'm gay or anything.

Yeah, there is so much more pressure on women to keep looking young. When guys get older they just leave it alone.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#33
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Oh shush

I had some pretty good choices though right? I know someone would go gay for a few of those guys on my list.

For my older woman, it would have to be Dita Von Teese..



How old is she
#34
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#35
Quote by skaterskagg1
how do girls feel about being told that they DON'T get better with age? i've always wanted their opinion.

I really don't care what people think of me because I know there will be someone out there that will always find me beautiful.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#36
Joan Jett!!!


but with her hair styled like when she was with the Blackhearts

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And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#37
Diane Lane and Demi Moore....
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#39
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
How old is she

36 or 37 I believe
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#40



Probably the only 77 yearold I'd bang.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.