#1
So I thought of this the other day and if you take the Bible as fact, then here comes some gross incest.

Jesus' mum, Mary, was a virgin. She got impregnated by some magic **** God did (sounds creepy already if you ask me).

So when she gave birth on Christmas .... Jesus broke her in.

That's right, Jesus Christ popped his mum's cherry - from the inside.

Perhaps this is why Christians in the deep south think incest is okay.


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I think I have natural talent for guitar because I'm left handed and I use that hand to pleasure myself. Seeing as I started playing after most of intense masturbating-teen years, the dexterity was already there.
#2
or your done
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#5
No. (DISCLAIMER: I'm not a christian. But that theory sucks.)
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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