#1
I just saw a short clip of this episode but can anyone find this one episode of Seinfeld where George gets caught fapping by his mom, and Jerry, Krammer, and Elain make a bet to see who can last the longest with out fapping? If not, feel free to send another good episode

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#2
That one sucked. Why didn't they just lie and win the bet? What kind of friends tell each other when they masturbate? How can they not be sexually attracted to Elaine all the time?? She's so hot...

Seinfeld makes my head explode.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#4
It's called The Contest I believe. And it is one of the best episodes of Seinfeld
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#6
The Contest. Classic Seinfeld episode

Then again, the whole show itself is classic.
#7
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"...one of the best episodes of Seinfeld"
"...one of the most famous episodes of that show?"
"Classic Seinfeld episode"


That one sucked.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#10
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That one sucked.
There are better, but this one is still a classic.
#11
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That one sucked. Why didn't they just lie and win the bet? What kind of friends tell each other when they masturbate? How can they not be sexually attracted to Elaine all the time?? She's so hot...

Seinfeld makes my head explode.


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#12
It's in season 4 i think... I love when George is telling how he got caught.
"She caught me, you know, I was alone..."

hahaha
#13
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Fixed.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#18
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george masturbates to glamour?

Yep.

My favorite episode is The Opposite. You know, the one where George does everything opposite of his instincts? He gets a girlfriend, a nice apartment, and a job with the Yankees

I love Seinfeld
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#19
you just wanna fap over them fapping
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#21
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It's called The Contest I believe. And it is one of the best episodes of Seinfeld

Agreed on all counts

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#23
Seinfeld is my favourite show. I own the box set and quote it on a regular basis.
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#25
Soup Nazi yet to be mentioned? "Are you talking to me?" "Maybe he was talking to ME!, Well who were you talking to who, WHO?"
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#26
Oh man, I think I saw the last 10 or 15 minutes of that episode, I could not figure out for the life of me what they were talking about!
#28
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Soup Nazi yet to be mentioned? "Are you talking to me?" "Maybe he was talking to ME!, Well who were you talking to who, WHO?"

That is not the Soup Nazi. That would be Cedric and Bob.

And yes - parking garage is an awesome episode. I love it when Kramer gets busted.
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#29
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Am I alone in thinking that The Parking Garage is the best Seinfeld episode?


You are not alone!

That's one of my favorites along with the smelly car and the soup nazi ect.
#30
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You are not alone!

That's one of my favorites along with the smelly car and the soup nazi ect.
I loved the smelly car! oh god Seinfeld is just too much win!