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#1
I can't believe I'm coming here with this question...but I've been messing around with this girl, and the last time this happened I finished, took the condom off, wiped the head, then a bit later put another one on the wrong way at first, (I was a bit ****ed up), then put it on the right way. At the time I didn't think much of it, but she was convinced she was going to get her period that next day. Technically a few hours from the incident. That was monday. Today she said she still hasn't gotten her period, and she says she's like almost always on time. Should I be worried?
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Last edited by guitarisrockin at Jan 23, 2009,
#3
Yes. Even pre-cum can get a girl pregnant.

Also, sex thread.
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#7
Absolutely. The situation seems pretty clear, no?
Your sperm + her vagina + she hasn't gotten her period = ????
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#9
Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't think it would even be that probable.
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Last edited by guitarisrockin at Jan 23, 2009,
#11
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Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't thing it would even be that probable.


Semen can survive for quite some time.

Unless you scrubbed that shit clean, you gonna get financially raped.
#12
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Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't thing it would even be that probable.


A single sperm is all it takes!
Also, it's called a flagellum. Those little bastards can swim right up to her egg.
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#15
Only a pregnancy test will tell. I think that it is VERY unlikely she got pregnant. If you've had proper sex ed, you'd understand how truly miraculous and unlikely pregnancy is.
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#16
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Only a pregnancy test will tell. I think that it is VERY unlikely she got pregnant. If you've had proper sex ed, you'd understand how truly miraculous and unlikely pregnancy is.


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#17
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Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't think it would even be that probable.

You might be surprised...and with that attitude you may be surprised in 9 months when a kid pops out of this girl. I really don't know why anyone makes a big deal about possible pregnancies, didn't anyone tell you? it's all over the news, sex=children yep I just about shat bricks when I heard too. Honestly though, if you don't want to go through this **** then do as I do, and don't **** anyone you're not prepared to have child with.
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#20
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Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't think it would even be that probable.

I'm curious as to how you got it on your head in the first place.
More so as to how it got from there into her.
#21
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Well, I wiped any sperm that was on my head off, so unless there were like 5 sperm and they were f*ckin unrelenting in trying to get to that egg, I wouldn't think it would even be that probable.



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#23
Kick her hard and maybe she wont have a baby.
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#24
Quote by cohen5250
Only a pregnancy test will tell. I think that it is VERY unlikely she got pregnant. If you've had proper sex ed, you'd understand how truly miraculous and unlikely pregnancy is.

That's what I was thinking, like I thought that even if a dude straight shot his load in a chick pregnancy isn't like hella likely.
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#25
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Only a pregnancy test will tell. I think that it is VERY unlikely she got pregnant. If you've had proper sex ed, you'd understand how truly miraculous and unlikely pregnancy is.

exactly, i mean it's so unlikely! it's not like it happens several hundred thousand times a day


Edit: wait, yes, yes it does!


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#26
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In all seriousness, it's probably just the stress of the possibility that it causing her cycle to be late.
Get a test, find it out for sure.

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#27
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That's what I was thinking, like I thought that even if a dude straight shot his load in a chick pregnancy isn't like hella likely.

....Wat?
#28
It may not be too late for the morning after pill.
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#29
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I'm curious as to how you got it on your head in the first place.
More so as to how it got from there into her.

Ok, I'll clarify for all of the questions. I shot my load into the first condom, took it off, threw it somewhere. And since the sperm basically chills on the head of your dick while the condom is on, I wiped my d*ck off with my hand real quick until it was dry, then I put another condom on the wrong way at first, aka it didn't unroll, so I flipped it over then put it on. That is exactly what happened.

Edit: To the guy above me, if that's the case, I might go get her the pill tomorrow.
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Last edited by guitarisrockin at Jan 23, 2009,
#30
Wow man, I just checked your profile...you're from Sonora, I'm from Angels Camp. We should jam before you become a family man and don't have time anymore.
#31
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Ok, I'll clarify for all of the questions. I shot my load into the first condom, took it off, threw it somewhere. And since the sperm basically chills on the head of your dick while the condom is on, I wiped my d*ck off with my hand real quick until it was dry, then I put another condom on the wrong way at first, aka it didn't unroll, so I flipped it over then put it on. That is exactly what happened.


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#32
hope you didn't have any other plans for your money...


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#34
Nah dude, she's not pregnant. Sperm don't survive very long in ambient conditions. And if you were putting on another condom for another round, there had to be at least a short intermission between the two "acts," to keep with the running analogy. On top of that, most/some brands of condoms come with a a spermicidal coating on them, so if you put the condom on the wrong way first, you would've covered your junk with that stuff.


BTW, I applaud you for being the first person to post one of these "omg my gurl r preggerz" threads who was actually smart enough to use a rubber in the first place.
#35
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Wow man, I just checked your profile...you're from Sonora, I'm from Angels Camp. We should jam before you become a family man and don't have time anymore.

Haha, well I live in Sacramento now, going to college there.

And to DeusEx, thanks lol, I'm surprised people actually posted threads like that without using a condom.
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Last edited by guitarisrockin at Jan 23, 2009,
#36
if shes pregnant from just doing that..

you are the worlds most unluckiest person.... in the world.

i wouldnt worry for say, a week.

by then shes definitely prego, and still gives you heaps of time to poison your problems away
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#38
I see that you have some expensive and precious gear on hand.

Les Paul=Lifetime supply of diapers.

Always remember to wear and condom AND pull out. Can't go wrong.
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