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#1
Yay, I'm being curious today >_<
And so.. wondering Why most of Guys eat so fast?

till now, most of guys I've seen eat really fast, and there are only a few guys who don't.
I was wondering about that how can they be that fast amazingly.

And some guys even still eat fast when they are dating! (for instance, eating popcorn in theater)

Is there any phychological reason that guys eat fast?


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#3
I take my time eating, enjoy it you know? But my little sister finish a meal in like 5 minutes... Wheres the fire?
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#4
I was unfortunately one of those who eats slow. But after having to eat fast in the Army Cadets, I've been honed into the perfect devouring machine.
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#8
It's just one of those things, sort of like why it takes women so long to get ready and such.

I know an exception to the rule however. My mate eats painfully slowly, even the wimminz leave him behind by a mile.
#9
Because we're hungry, and you get this different, satisying feeling when you eat fast.

I usually don't do it, but when I feel I need to shove food down my throat it feels great.
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#11
Because we have to keep our energy up to do manly things like pulling down trees and strangling bears.
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#15
I think it's because of going to school for so many years. They only give you just a few minutes for lunch, which forces you to eat fast. So, when the time comes to have a meal, even if you're not in school, the tendency is to want to eat it fast.
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I think it's because of going to school for so many years. They only give you just a few minutes for lunch, which forces you to eat fast. So, when the time comes to have a meal, even if you're not in school, the tendency is to want to eat it fast.



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#18
My time is too limited and there's too much more fun things to do to spend it eating.
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#19
cause we're f*cking hungry thats why!

my mates say i eat fast well tis cuz i dont norm eat brekky tee-hee
#20
I agree, guys eat waaay too fast. Just today I was eating pizza with my brother, and by the time I've done 2 slices he's done like 3 and just took seconds.

I said **** you and your fasteating shenaningans.
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#22
I'm a guy and I'm the slowest eater I know, I have no idea why I eat so slowly but I don't care because I don't feel sick like some people do when I'm done eating and I actually enjoy my food. Oh and I'm not a fat ass, that's a nice little bonus.
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Because you bitches take waaaay too long to cook.

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#25
Because i'm starving 24/7 thats why!
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#26
Yeah I do eat way too fast... I love food, I just wish I could slow down so it would last longer... but eating fast is more intense.
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#27
Because guys actually DO important things all day, like chasing girls and punch each other. It makes us hungry.
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#28
Why would I want to eat slow, when eating fast is s-
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#29
We don't want our women to become fat, so we quickly eat all the food before they can
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Because guys actually DO important things all day, like chasing girls and punch each other. It makes us hungry.


hahaha, That's why?
#31
cos we need to eat fast out in the wild to ensure that we don't starve. Its a dog eat dog world out there. We have to look out for ourselves. Women usually have a man to take care of them and who brings them home a strangled bear and a tree they pushed down to burn to cook it, so they can take their time eating it cos the man will protect them.

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#33
Huh. Good question. I usually think that you just digest it faster or something...
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#34
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I think it's because of going to school for so many years. They only give you just a few minutes for lunch, which forces you to eat fast. So, when the time comes to have a meal, even if you're not in school, the tendency is to want to eat it fast.

What?

First off, you get an hour or so in most schools, which is plenty time. Hardly a few minutes...

Secondly, girl go to school as well. Berk.
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What?

First off, you get an hour or so in most schools, which is plenty time. Hardly a few minutes...

Secondly, girl go to school as well. Berk.



we always had about 25 minutes, 15 of which was spent in line for the food

And girls don't eat at school, what with peer pressure and all, so it really doesn't affect them
#36
we eat fast because we're training for food eating contests.
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#37
The faster you eat, the more you can fit in before your stomach realises its full. So if its something worth savouring, its worth downing as fast as physically possible so you get to eat more of it

EDIT: I'm not a guy, but we seem to have a bit of role reversal going on in our house. Hubby whinges, remembers stuff that happened (or in some cases didn't happen) years ago, and always wants to clean stuff. I play guitar and eat
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The faster you eat, the more you can fit in before your stomach realises its full. So if its something worth savouring, its worth downing as fast as physically possible so you get to eat more of it

EDIT: I'm not a guy, but we seem to have a bit of role reversal going on in our house. Hubby whinges, remembers stuff that happened (or in some cases didn't happen) years ago, and always wants to clean stuff. I play guitar and eat


This is correct.
#39
i eat slow. all girls i know eat faster than me.
why? have you been dating some lard butt who steals all your popcorn at the cinema? that requires you to either dump him or seek relationship counseling.
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i eat slow. all girls i know eat faster than me.
why? have you been dating some lard butt who steals all your popcorn at the cinema? that requires you to either dump him or seek relationship counseling.


if the dude paid for it, i don't see much of a problem.
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