so i was hanging out with this girl i like, and i clogged her toilet

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okay pit, so this is pretty embarassing, but i thought it would make a good thread haha. i was hanging out at this girl's house, and i like her. things were going good, we were chillin, watching a movie.

then i had to go to the bathroom. i went to go drop a deuce, and i'd been holding it for a little bit, so i really had to go. i tried to flush, and the water didn't go down. i realized i clogged the toilet. i didn't know what to do! i glanced around for a plunger, but i didn't want to look through their bathroom. so i just left. i shut the lid, and hoped no one would see.

luckily it wasn't noticeable, like you couldn't see a turd or something, but you could see toilet paper. it wasn't obvious, but i think her parents used it, and i heard them yell. hopefully they don't know it was me.

sorry no pics, but trust me it did happen! i think its funny that after being worried, my second thought was to make a thread on ug about it lmao.
#2
You should always bring a plunger no matter where you go, son.
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#3
Quote by randomthought9

sorry no pics, but trust me it did happen! i think its funny that after being worried, my second thought was to make a thread on ug about it lmao.


I personally find it sad and deeply stupid.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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The moral of the story: Always make your little brown fishies before visiting your potential chick's house.
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs





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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs



Says you!
#9
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs


Oh the irony...
#10
Quote by Union Jake
This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs


... Quoted for irony.

And TS, you're lucky she didn't find it out.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#11
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs


I assume you see the irony in that...
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs

Says the person who routinely makes pointless threads?
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#14
you didn't want to look around for a plunger? how hard is it to look through a bathroom, for a plunger nonetheless?
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The moral of the story: Always make your little brown fishies before visiting your potential chick's house.



actually that is true there were dozens of threads about guys having poopy issues at dates
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I personally find it sad and deeply stupid.


I found that funnier than the actual story.

Given your second thought was to post the story on here, does that mean you immediately went on her computer and started chuckling saying "hold on one second love, I've just got to tell UG how I couldn't flush my **** down your toilet"?
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He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#17
More of this thread is now dedicated to Union Jake than it is to the original subject...

Hijack?
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#18
I never take dumps in someone elses toilet, I just do my business on their carpet.
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... Quoted for irony.

And TS, you're lucky she didn't find it out.


lmao i know! i was so worried she would. i'm hanging out with her today, so looks like i'm good.
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I'd recommend watching this film.

Doesn't make you knock one out

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#21
Out of respect you should have reached in there with your hand and pushed it on through. Manners son, manners.
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i always dump at home


I always do that, and no matter what I always have to pinch a fat one like an hour after i get there.
#24
Isnt this a scene from dumb and dumber?


(I just read the title btw didnt actually read the op)
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#25
haha dont worry dude, i clogged my GF's sisters new apartment toilet like the day after she moved in and her mom thought she did it, oh man...good times
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Says you!

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Oh the irony...

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... Quoted for irony.

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I assume you see the irony in that...

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#27
Never, ever, EVER, drop a deuce at a girls house.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs




Says you

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#29
My cousin did a dump once, and it was so big my uncle had to cut it with a knife so it could flush. With a KNIFE!!
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Quote by tallicafan888
My cousin did a dump once, and it was so big my uncle had to cut it with a knife so it could flush. With a KNIFE!!


Pff, I'm so manly I need a chainsaw and a bear to get my poop down the chute.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#31
Quote by tallicafan888
My cousin did a dump once, and it was so big my uncle had to cut it with a knife so it could flush. With a KNIFE!!


Did you expect him to touch it?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#34
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs


oh the irony...
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This is a bit of a pointless thread, but whatevs

Are you kidding me? This thread is ice cool.
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#36
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You should always bring a plunger no matter where you go, son.



Another wonderful quote from Kensai. He should be a philosopher.
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#37
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Never, ever, EVER, drop a deuce at a girls house.


Agreed I feel uncomfortable dropping deuces at other peoples houses idk why
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#38
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Agreed I feel uncomfortable dropping deuces at other peoples houses idk why


Cause, deuces stink and occasionally fukc up the commode?
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#39
Rule #1: never take a dump when you're hanging out with the girl you like, even if it's practically hanging out with you. Especially if you're at her house!
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#40
I had to drop one at my girlfriend's house, she went in after and came out with a very disgusted look on her face. All I could think to say was 'hey, yours stinks too, babe.'
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
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