#1
Well im a daddy.......
a soon to be.....
im so crying....
im too young!
14!
damn....
what to do.....
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#4
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5

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#10
You're either a troll.... or a very very unlucky and irresponsible kid.

Either way you've fucked up.

Jedit: When did you find out... When did you have sex?
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#14
I was ok with everything right up until you said your age.

How the **** did this happen.

Next time be more careful.....

wait, as in soon, you mean she is giving birth now?
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#19
Use protect....oh, wait.
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#20
well i just found out by her friend and my gf isnt gonna tell me...well we broke up but im gonna go back with her..
Well am I ****ed or ****ed? "hey guys, im a freshman dad"
its not gonna happened again...
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#21
*reported*

That is bull, you're a troll. PM me if you can prove it and I'll apologize.
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#22
Quote by slayaplaya
Can someone explain this?


It's the home abortion kit.

Contents:

1x Hanger
1x Slap in the face for being an idiot.
2x Silica gel (Do not ingest)

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#24
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Can someone explain this?

It's a hanger.
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#25
LOL, get abortion/morning after pill if it's been less than 72 hours.

But seriously, LOL.
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#26
Quote by slayaplaya
Can someone explain this?

An abortion, with a coat hanger. What's to explain?
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Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

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#27
Unprotected sex makes the world go 'round.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#28

TROLL!

Burn him!

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#29
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*pic of hanger*

it took four posts for someone to post it?

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Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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#30
Quote by slayaplaya
Can someone explain this?


Find the Wikipedia page for "old / coarse abortion methods of the deep south"
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#31
Quote by Mannypedraza
well i just found out by her friend and my gf isnt gonna tell me...well we broke up but im gonna go back with her..
Well am I ****ed or ****ed? "hey guys, im a freshman dad"
its not gonna happened again...

...
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#32
Quote by Mannypedraza
Well im a daddy.......
a soon to be.....
im so crying....
im too young!
14!
damn....
what to do.....



srsly.
#35
Quote by boreamor
It's the home abortion kit.

Contents:

1x Hanger
1x Slap in the face for being an idiot.
2x Silica gel (Do not ingest)


But how does one operate it?
#36
Quote by VolumePast10
um dude its called abortion...and if she doesn't do that **** responsiblity your responsibility is to leave her

they need to do way instain mothers, who kill their babbies